181: Daniel Banyai's Shoulders, Local Druidry, and Presidential Heights

On this week’s show:

• Happy National As Young As You Feel Day
• Pour one out for M. Emmet Wash
• Daniel Banyai looks sad behind bars with black eye
• Judge tosses sex assault conviction because sheriff deputy spoke to jurors
• Regional dispatch in limbo
• Homeless shelter costs 50K a night
• 8th annual Vermont “Beardies” awards
• VTSU offers a Weird Al class
• Burlington History & Culture Center
• Next phase of airport construction kicks off
• Dumb old man makes dumb old man thing (Sundial)
• Wildlife reactions to eclipse

 (1:05:54) Break music: Rivan - “Lemonade”

https://rivan.bandcamp.com/track/lemonade 

• A Burlington Cannabis Shop Plans to Weed Farmers Market
• Vt regulators regulate America’s favorite doctor
• Another car crashes into shelburne post office
• Bennington is getting a narcan vending machine
• Mobile cell towers to help during eclipse
• VT animation festival
•  Franklin county quilt festival
• VT first Tesla dealership
•  Death Cafe coming to Brattleboro
• Beta hiring workforce to build next-generation aircraft 

(1:54:37)  Break music: Pandajakey - “FAKE LOVE”

https://pandajakey.bandcamp.com/track/fake-love 

• Scumbag Map
• Corrections officer accused of stealing prisoner’s wallet
• Burlington shooting suspect now being held without bail 
• South Burlington man accused of attempted murder with car
• Literal hit and run in Colchester
• Police make arrest in string of bank robberies 
• Vermont dentist accused of prescription fraud 
•  Essex vandal
•  Itinerant arrested, whatever that is

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What's up, Vermont? In this episode we do a deep dive on Daniel Bagnier shoulders. Talk about how we don't get juries in the new museum coming to Burlington Druidry Good luck saying that How animals behave during an eclipse Presidential heights And so much more This week AI generated song I think is the best one yet It is Motown funky joint Onto show It's time to get caught up You never know what'll get brought up On the mic, it gets glow mad and atom Pretty much anything can happen Every single town in the green-out state Is covered and smothered like a Waffle House plate Kick back relax And put us in your ears Like VPR with couple of beers Get caught Up Get caught up, get caught up Get caugh'ed u GET CAUGHED UP GET CAUGHT U Welcome to Vermont Ketchup with Matt I'm Mat Glow And i am Adam We are a weekly run down of everything happening in the Green Mountain State Happy National As Young as You Feel Day How young do you feel? How old were you when you first started? 30s. That's a 10 Oh yeah, I'm just child I kind of feel like early 30s also, like maybe 32 because that was also my favorite time. Because it wasn't really worried about anything to be quite honest Glo why did you pick thirties? Was that your happiest or- No unfortunately no But 20's I think that's pushing it. There it is, pretty good about where you start feeling those first aches and pains and thats where im about You get up like fuck my ankles or whatever Yeah ive been sick all the time Idont feel...I dont feel age at al Especially in head But ill be 70 next year That's really hard to grasp. Yeah, only a few more years and that... Wow we got dark real quick! Matt did you ever have midlife crisis? No I just been immature my whole life so it doesn't matter I never acted out my whole life, so it doesn't really matter. You never matured to demature? Right right no...I don' think so unless What's midlife these days Idk i'm kinda waiting for mine Like what am gonna do Like idc like buy a Corvette or something Dont see you doing that Me neither! Thats whats im saying In GLOW as society we dont allow women have midlef crisis Oh thats right You're out of luck. But did you do anything like... Did you have that existential moment Of, like oh shit? Yeah I was 49 Yeah Would you buy Corvette No i got divorced That's the best kind Crisis to have It is a big crisis And it not fun one either Oh no All right well Happy National as young As we feel Alright, moving on. Oh Matt before we start you had a... Before we started you mentioned like You saw bogus list of Vermont's best breweries? Yeah it was I can't even remember what it was on But just some really standouts They had What that one at Flinn Avenue We don' t like Zero Gravity No the other Not Across The Street Queen City The other Flin-Flinn Burlington Beer Company Further down Switchback Yeah, they had them number three. Whoa! That's aggressive Right They're gonna be number 3 in Burlington They had 4 quarters as number 20 But they had an old picture of when it was on Canal Street Okay So... Hill Farmstead was number 16 Number sixteen? It dropped Well this is bogus Numbers sixteen Anybody puts Switchback ahead of East Hill Farmstead, that's just crazy. Nice! Wow okay Number one was the one on the waterfront Foam? Foam I mean i like it They're fine They're fin They might be lower top 10 Feel like foam is just waterfron BB Co Yeah These do big IPAs double Pretty much The same Yeah yeah But with a better view. Although I like BBQs, Were they rating the beer or the location? The beer Okay Wish i could remember them all but it was just What! Because one of those you click Oh what hell They gotcha Yeah Well its number 1 im going to keep clicking and paying for this advertising That one on pine street that we don't like I think you like it. Oh, Queen City? Yeah That's one of my favorites Yeah yeah We don't like it No Understand But Not for everyone Zero Gravity was in the top ten which shouldn' t be Really You know Used to Be Used To B When It Was Back At The Restaurant Yeah An American Flatbread And Don T Think They Keep Doing Same Beer Over and Over Again So My so Why Ice Go There All Time Just Pick Up Growlers but I don't do that anymore. Haven' been there in a couple of years And they've never been more popular Yeah, right You go by and it's packed They had to open up new parking lot Right There so popular Yeah It is always packed Like you rollby there at 30 in the afternoon Is packed Who are these people? Looks like just leave work early Just start drinking At three thirty But Its good location Can sit outside but its not greatest Your on pine street Not like have view Of lake No But people like it. People love it Mm-hmm, you will see the best quarter zip sweaters in Vermont at Zero gravity what's that mean? It is a sweater crew There're lot of people only quarters up sweaters I don't know does that mean wealthy Just the fashion just unnoticing glow You notice Amazed thats great I leave my comment here with no explanation, just unnoticing. The Alchemist was rated 2... What the hell is number 1? It was the one on the phone Phone phone Lawson's wasn't in top 10 either which it incredibly That crazy Hill Farmstead They should all be at a Top 5 Wherever you want to put them You know everybody has their own But these places are, you know... I mean people drive hundreds of miles to go to Hill Farmstead. On dirt roads? A dirt road! Yeah i mean And no signage Right You got by it so many times right like we did It was a farm where used Like those breweries they're known for their IPAs or double-IPA's but I mean when Hedy, the alchemist or Hill Farms says he decides to make a stout It's like okay. That is now the best stout in the state for however many weeks you want sell it Yeah They're good at what they do Yeah Alright moving on more Vermont stuff Is this last time we'll talk about this guy? Daniel Bagnay Aren't gonna talk about M Emmett Walsh Oh i'm sorry yes Let pour one out for M. Emmett Walsh From Swanton, Vermont How would we know him Matt? He's been in a few Cone Brothers movies Blood Simple he was fantastic He was in Straight Time which We watched for our show And played the parole officer That right! I'm trying to think of all The roles that have seen him Yeah and then He's been in a million things, his IMVD is like 200 rolls or something. And he said that the one that really catapulted him because he was working but when did Blood Simple and it kind of you know His agent sent him this...He was in Texas filming another movie and they sent them thi-this script by two guys who had never made 映画を作った時に、コーン兄弟はお金がないと言っていた。 だけど彼らのスクリプトで愛されてたんだよ。 あいつもシデニー・グレインストリートだと思ってるしね どういう意味? マルティズファウキングという男性なんだよね そんな大人っぽい子だから それからこのカンブラザービッドには お前達初めて会えることになりそうだな They asked him, so what should we call you? M... Emmett Mr. Walsh and he said he would never give them answer So no one knows what that m stands for I don't know i'm sure somebody does Yeah his date yeah my prom My friend Ted's mom went to the prom with him You know And she just passed away three weeks ago It was kind of She could have been Mrs Walsh Could have been was happy with what she got. But yeah, he was quite a character He said that whenever he showed up at the movie set always brought his resume and showed everybody how many movies had been in And always had $2 bills and give them to people Don't spend them You'll never be broke I used him in that airport Always have railroad cap on Because his father worked for the railroad or something. And he used to play golf in that, I used to see him in golf tournaments He'd have that railroad hat on and Roger Ebert It was his rule that Him and... What is other guy's name? Dean Stanton Harry Dean Stanton Any movie they were In it wa a better movie because of those two If they wer ein Yeah Can't be bad if there are Yeah Ah, it's here. Michael! That is what the M stands for I don't like knowing that He was raised on Lake Champlain in Swanton Vermont This is just a few miles from the US-Canadian border His family did work for the Border Patrol too That's what it says, where his grandfather father and brother worked as customs officers. He died of cardiac arrest in St Almonds This article describes him as ham-faced an heavy set The man is dead! Ham faced? Can we just say that he isn't classically handsome or something like What ham face I've never heard that before I mean, look at a ham. Imagine Well he was great actor so gonna miss him Yeah All right From what good actor to bad actor Segway oh Daniel Banya That's an odd name for Vermont He is sourpuss looking frowny face It looks even more of sourpus with the black eye Does he look so different in this photo right then? He does in that other photo. They always use of him He always looks, So tough and that other one It looks like she's like muscular and there is a little like this man needs to stop skipping shoulder day I was just gonna say Goomba from Mario Brothers how doe she How does he buy clothes? Does his shirt just slide off a rack. He couldn't play football because he couldn´t wear shoulder pads They would slide off Slouchy, slouchy brownie face man with black eyes A miserable human being And so defeated Yeah got into fight with the constable down there パレット ok アウトサイドスループジョン b i have no idea what the hell a constable is it's the town cop okay that basically you know yeah yeah he was in on somebody else truck who got stopped for speeding so then they had him warrant out for him So, they decided to arrest them and I guess He got into fight with this Constable. The Constable tear gassed or maced him or whatever pepper spray I guess and punched him it looks like well we don't allegedly know what happened he could have fallen on his eyeball probably fell right yeah he probably tripped you know the shit what? He tripped. Maybe, i dont'know Yeah! Tripped in their elevator there's nothing ther that would poke an eye but Well, it's called an elevator ride. It gets you in the elevator and push stop Yeah I'm guessing most elevators have a camera now The old Ray Rice rule But yeah he got molly whopped Molly whopped Like that? Haven't heard that at all Molly whopped And now sitting on his head with black eyes He is not quite black yet Its getting there though I'm sure. It's actually just swollen There was another picture of him Maybe he just has a sty It is pink eye A pink eye? Yeah, it is He got pinky Well the guy who wa s driving the truck His name David Brodski The one who supports Bonier financially Ah interesting Yeah Reportedly owns land near Paulette I would love to have watched how all this went down. Right Because we used to think, well there was this theory that the cops were kind of on his side but this constable not so much No What if they just fed up? This guy is basically flaunting flouting Flouting Flaunting He's flouting It could be both actually Flouting I think floating works as well He's flouting his flaunting. Yes, I think he is flaunting his flouting Oh yeah Openly disregard a rule law or convention So you're floating the law i hope Don'think this will be the last time we talk about it Probably not Im just happy though there was no gunfight Because if they had raided his camp Or whatever that thing Is that there would have been And I think the cops thought that too. So, the best place to get him is somewhere where he's not behind a wall or something Away from ammunition He wasn't even in his own vehicle Maybe this cop just got one look at this guy shoulders That was like... Yeah! He must have been big guy Maybe not. Like, look at this guy'shoulders like he looks I mean glow This other picture we had of this guy He was wearing like his plaid shirt He looks like His ripped And it is tough Is just a good angle or if they just deflated him i'm no sure what happened But maybe It wasn't Just bad photo Of him Even beard Looks weaker Somehow Yeah After repeated attempts to get Daniel exit the vehicle There on first name basis Daniel The vehicle Exit The vehicle failed I informed him that i was going to administer pepper spray. Wow, look! love that cop talk''l'm going administer pepper spray'' lt sounds almost like a cooking technique Once you get the glaze on administer some pepper spray And he postured up in the passenger seat removing his seatbelts leaning at an aggressive manner towards me and making fists while yelling It is unclear if Daniel struck me first on the left side of my head, or I administered pepper spray first. Does it matter? Now did he undo his seatbelt or did it just slip off those shoulders That could have been Can this guy even wear a seat belt Probably not Just the belt Well we're happy that's in jail We've talked about him more than anybody else on this show Except maybe Scott, the governor. The governor? I was about to tell you! Now we're learning... See that's called learning Glow We're learning Alright moving on Another odd cop story So this judge tossed out a sex assault conviction after sheriff deputy spoke to the jury and don't get our court system So Glo, this guy actually pled guilty to a sex assault. They found woman running down the street In Barrie Yeah in Barrie I think she came across this guy on the railroad tracks and he assaulted her You got lots of questions there Glo Yeah Like who runs down on rail road tracks? So she was walking along the railroad tracks. Okay, walking? I can see you walking You're in Barrie maybe just like going for a walk and it's like No tracks go through the town so maybe you're trying to get from here It is easy find your way back Yeah that right Like breadcrumbs Anyway don't even make light of her being sexually assaulted He forced himself on he raped and forced her to perform oral sex acts at a granite tower near the tracks. I wonder what the sex acts was that he... Well, you get my idea! It's not just about the tower? He claims it was sexual consensual First they put him guilty then changed it because they realized oh we're going in jail for long time And then the jury took 90 minutes to deliberate, and they found him guilty. I mean... You got a woman saying like yeah this guy raped me da-dah we don't have photo of this guy but assuming he looks like rapist Um right? Yeah and then they had They tossed The judge toss it out because we found out that one sheriff told member jury that This guys was incarcerated He wasn in jail He's going from jail to the courthouse, to the jail. That doesn't sound like it is enough I mean anybody would know that he is in jail right? Or no They don' tell... They don bring him into handcuffs maybe And they really know So was this for other things right or just waiting Was just waiting Maybe thats a point It wasn´d just for other things Which would change jury mind A little bit I don't know. It's just weird Why do we like have all these rules around juries? Like why don'y they grab the jury bring them in a room and say oh you shouldn've known that Does it actually does it really change your opinion No, they were like not at all Okay But then on an appeal some other judge would says wait minute You know But why do we not let our juries have all possible information if it's true? That is a good question. You know, somebody who has maybe done this before... A lot of times they won't allow that This guy has raped women every year for the last 10 years but don' tell the jury that because i might taint their verdict Right And I guess thi cop got suspended or something For THAT?! Yeah Yeah, I mean he's the reason that this guy is walking free. Let see... Trying to find out what happened to the cop He got put on Leave Yeah It was on paid leave Stating''I would like say that integrity of agency and entire criminal justice system is most important for me as well being transparent and honest with public'' That´'the sheriff But yeah Paid leave Yeah That don't get I want to go on paid leave. Everybody wants paid leave! For that, you know too bad we don't do that now right? Get ourselves some paid leave Do something like this which doesn´T seem like much of anything and...you know what i mean Yeah Imean being a sheriff in Vermont maybe just Maybe your England for payed leav yeah He knew maybe he was breaking some rule And he felt like, you know I'd like to have a paid vacation. Well when he said what He said then his next statement was oh Oh i shouldn't have said that So if it's like Like Or should've Said that Hope You don' Tell anyone See That What tipped off the juror Yeah If Just Sai That and not Sai Anything The Jurors Might Not Have known It Was wrong Who is this mouthy Juror Right Shut up Send Rapist To jail Dummy Exactly Like You've just voted to prosecute this guy, to find him guilty. Now you want change it because some stupid deputy? Some Barney Fife says something... That's just crazy! Yeah some countries have like professional juries Really?! I didn't know that Like i think um.. now tha say that im starting doubt myself So let me look up real quick No, I thought like some European countries had like the jury was a job. Am i crazy? That'd be great job to have Like our jury system is very weird for the rest of the world Oh yeah Countries with professional jurors United Kingdom... oh no Yeah we learn from them Right That's where got our that' s were got our system They get it from France I'm not finding it very quickly, but okay pretty sure. Right? Moving on Chittenden County Dispatch Center remains in limbo and really care about the story as well as in the photo Yeah look at this command center that The Dispatch Center has is that what you thought It was like a whole lot That was kind of radio You know Yeah, I thought it was like a phone with like A couple of buttons and then so then Like separate radio. Like we got 644 in Flint Avenue This looks like NASA Yeah this is amazing But also i don't know what any screens are doing So yeah South Burlington Um... The plan was to create Regional dispatch center for Chittenden but South Burlington Was just gonna do our own thing We gotta protect our own turf Yeah, we don't want to pay for It's Ferris first burgers. That such in them What are some small Chittenden County towns? Mmm shell burn Shelburne Heinsberg Hainsburg Jones Ville Joneseville yeah It''' s about 300 feet long No kidding I mean you're right after Richmond on route 2 Yeah, but there is a store. It's run down... Is that where the gun shop is? Actually it might be I can't remember but there was antique store went into one time It wasn probably gas station maybe at one time Isn'it wherever the ski resort Bolton Oh thats in Bolton But it's right off there, right up near there. Jonesville... so who knew? We're not paying for a Jonesville dispatch! See this is the story that drives me crazy because A regional dispatch center would be better than everybody doing it on their own I think Because you don't share information That'a problem with police work They don'' t share information And we watch these shows all of time where, oh you had a rapist? We had rapists but I didn't know that. That kind of shit It's like one town over Right Used to be so easy being criminal Now it gets harder But we are rare though Other countries have centralized place you call in and one police not 50 states worth 10 counties or 20 100 counties per state And then you break it down into the towns and then you pay. Yeah, before you know it You got constables That is true Right? I mean Yeah Other countries don't have that And what Like Don' t watch as many crime shows As yall do Because who does Like In all those crimes It just takes like one corrupt town official to be like Man We're stopping tha Just ends Ya know and then that's... Well, we've seen so many of those shows where it was just bad police work. And if they had been sharing information then it would have been better police work because somebody else has got the same you know looking at the same case you know? It jus this is Just like juries I don't understand like yeah The concept Of like jurisdiction You Know Like there are So many movies were Oh! We gotta make to state line and Then They can touch us It's like, what? That doesn't make any sense. Say if we had a centralized police force... Yeah go ahead to the state line there is somebody waiting for you there Right But it just makes no sens that like Oh the cops are gone well yeah You got away rapist I guess now you're in New Hampshire Yeah This is stupid We have this A funny system here In thi country don'y Yea It'so dumb. Alright, speaking of dumb... Yeah this is really stupid Homeless shelters are closed now They closed them this morning Oh did they? Why close them now It was about to be a massive snowstorm No one in the government has like A calendar or weather app Again nobody in talking with each other You know They're not talking about the weather man What wa that I get messed around on my phone Yeah. Um, yeah so the state has told us that they- it cost them $50k a night to run four temporary homeless shelters That nobody's going to Why did it cost than much? Like if its 50K at night How many nights does is take just build hotel or whatever Like an apartment complex for these people live in It seems insane Yeah Well they were paying hotels like 35 dollars for a person, you know? And now they've got all these empty... Where'd all the homeless people go?! I don't know. They kicked them out of the motels! But then they opened these shelters and not going It's weird Where did it goes The parking deck Okay This staircase Stairwell There is lot down there on Shelburne Road too By those little hotels down here They hang out down their So I don't know where they go it must be fucking freezing yeah so but yet this 俺はどうだった? ベッドの値段ってどれくらいか そんな話があるんだ 5人しか出てないと どうしてそんなに高いんですか なるほど そこで、昨日夜 一番少なかったのは5人 だからそれだけ それ以外なら10,000円ぐらいいた これだから閉まってる そう It'simple math. I mean, can you imagine the hotel in Dubai that you could go to for $10K a night? You get suite! Yeah sweet-sweet like... The Sultan Suite That is amazing and also where does that money goes Okay i don't want sound crass or whatever but A homeless person comes What more do they need than some hot food like some hot water, coffee tea whatever Some sleeping bags Maybe a cot Cots aren't very expensive right? And running water to take shower Soap and shampoo They don´t need the finest oils or whatever I mean how much is that It's not much I bet they're paying though that place a lot of money. But what is the place? It's like temporary shelter There are four different places Are they state owned Yeah, or...I don't know See that just it If they're privately owned That may be where the gouging is coming We need some yurts Yeah Bring back your Big pro-yurt on this show More like mobile homes Not couple empty mobiles I don't know, like portables? That's how we solve education in Florida. Yeah What are they doing and where are these places Where ar ethose It was on Cherry Street Cherry Street In Burlington Somewhere The cherry street location Temporary accommodations Couldn' t figure out where it was Got 10 G for one person And pretty sure that person didn''t walk away feeling like he had a ten g experience Didn '' get him massage Pedicure Pedicure. There's no buffet! Room service I wanted a warm towel, this towel is hot So that got shut down pretty quickly Alright moving on to people who only look homeless The annual Beardy Award is coming to Vermont Glo Coming back 8th Annual For Make-A Wish Maybe we should get our friend too to apply. Anyone's welcome, even if you have patchy hair on your face or if you have a three-foot beard all are welcome They're in different categories Best urban beard? What does that mean When you hear best urban bear what do think Trimmed manicured That is urban What are thinking Urban Is the code word for black Black. I don't know if it was like a black beard, is that what they're trying to say? Ritchie Havens kind of thing where you had big beard like this The Stokely Carmichael But maybe it's more fashionable Yeah because the other ones are freestyle backwood and the best beard in Vermont So, could you imagine the dudes? Okay. Well let me ask you this question Which beard do you think is grosser freestyle or backwood I would say actually doesn't matter because they still collect food You're just gonna wash before the competition right Yeah Beard with most food in it Beard that can feed a family. Because freestyle is just anything, right? That's what you do with designs and stuff Yeah you could all sorts of weird trims or mutton chops And then backwood it jus like burly Like kind thick and nasty Could be Like this guy in the picture His beard was about three feet long I think tha tis That's impressive. What is his name? Michel Papi 14 It is not fun kissing people like this though You know, I mean that beard and the mustache Wait a minute Yeah! Matt has sensible goatee No no Matt fine But can you imagine kissing someone with all this like stuff in your way? I mean, maybe this man is trying to tell you that he doesn't want. He's not a kisser Not kisser But he isn´t hugger Maybe it means defeat Yeah Donno Maybe Daniel Benai should get into this because of his pretty good scruffy beard Yes! He has got prettty good beard but will lose on the best shoulders at Vermont Alright, so we'll see who wins the best beard in Vermont. Moving on... What is this? Vermont State University is offering a course In the music of Weird Al Yankovic Yeah Should we just move on like I don't know what to say about thi Nate go ahead Matt We just watched movie about him didn'y Yeah, with um Harry Potter. Yeah Is it any good? It was fun It was all right Good Actually I could have been him Because that's how i think of songs Always get the words completely wrong But they sound good They you know They fit yeah They fit So Weird Al Was not the first musical parody person Right Like no Weren't like local radio DJs doing stuff like this? They used to do it all the time, just different things. I mean there's... what did they use to call those kind of songs Parody Yeah parody But there are all sorts Over the years you know Like a Can remember what was name for these kinds Songs that were Monster Mash and things lik that You know Novelty song Novelity song So yeah Idk This is whats professor saying He says He doesn't use weird. Al Yankovic's work is not just about the parodies, it is also about his tribute or pastiche songs where its actually an original work by Al Yankovic but he paying tribute to another artist I don´t see that way He mentioned like, all right class today we'll be talking about eat it. I mean i loved Weird Al when was a kid Like he's very good at what he does Good way does Like when you're 10 Eat is really funny And like weird also introduced me to other music like I knew his cover parodies more than the original. So, there'some Rolling Stones song where when i heard the Rolling Stones version was like that is what he making fun of so you know we hear the parody first it kinda messed up and this last line in this story The class will start on fall You don't have to be enrolled To take It You can just sign up. That's why this university is losing money You don't have to pay for this Just sign-up! How does that work? So you show and learn about Weird Al This sounds like a class that will run out of steam mid semester The professor will be like, I don' know what we are talking about today Like...I only had 6 weeks worth stuff for WeirdAl Alright moving on Globe pulled thing from YOU There is a new Burlington History and Culture Center on the way, focusing on the working-class folks who helped build of Burlington. And who's...? Is it like part Of the city? It is department or going to be its own entity Oh wow! I like these Those cars Those cars are cool Mackenzie Yeah Yeah, I think those were ramblers. It just says it's for local women Oh! That is cool Rather than focusing on the wealthy and powerful people typically celebrated in a museum history books and school curricula they want to highlight the indigenous people immigrants and laborers who built The Queen City with their own hands That is great idea I've always thought that would be a great museum, more interesting in lot of ways. Yeah...I agree with you There'some interesting history here Like the picture of Fayette sisters It looks like an old picture from 40s or something And uh.. and i didn't realize they were Lebanese Oh because they're Fayette? Okay Because one day knew one from Florida He lived down there and he used to run a restaurant down there so I knew that but didn't realize now that i think about it, he does look like little Lebanese. What's that mean? It means something do you know when When look at this photo yeah when ever see four sisters or three sisters which one is the promiscuous one There has got be on of them No? Okay, moving on. Yes so they say... So here's the thing though They don't really have a plan Other than what I just read They say that We don' t have What it is going to sound like And what it will smell like They should get in touch with The Museum of Everyday Life You wanna know how To run museum Contact them Is it everyday life, everyday things? Oh no I think... It's everyday life....I think it is every day life yeah Everyday lif everything Up there You see if you have an every da ylife check-in we have a suggestion Toothbrushes A lot of toothbrushs Or safety pins Well they said they've reached their first year fundraising goal Of $40 000 Doesn't seem like much Much through three years Oh, much of it through a three-year $10.000 annual grant from the Vermont Humanities so They want to make it something like the Echo Center Be cool I mean if they do open this like you know was is like automatic required field trip for every say oh yeah in Burlington or maybe Chittenden County Hope they knew I know where there's a stash of really great stuff, too. Are you talking about something to do with the story? Some other... some other stash It is not here but it is nearby You know working at the library At Champlain College Maybe some stuffs walked away and its in storage unit No no No, it was supposed to be the archivist. And I thought i had access which did because had the key but didn't know wasn' suppose to help people Because nobody would It just goes against my nature like okay all your librarians you work from 9 sometimes nine thirty 25 if that and then And then you go home, and then there's nobody there on weekends. Going from like last show where you're like I had ten books once too many now your anti-library and you worked at a library? Like i feel like your uh... didn't realize how Anti book You were Im not Anti book Well Your Anti librarian At least Well that yeah OK The one that I've referred to many times, but anyway yeah there's a great bunch of archive books back there that are just amazing. That is how i learned A lot about the Lebanese immigrants Of course if forget it the second read It but There was you know its bunch of stuff Yes Handies Yeah The Handys which they Of course their name was not Handy, it was whatever and something in Lebanese. However you translate whatever into Lebanese that is their name When you started that sentence you sounded so confident of course their named wasn't Handy It's actually...whatever its what I can remember those stuff Who's the guy that does the Burlington History Facebook? Is that Bob Blanchard or am I making it up. You need to get in touch with that guy, he has a lot of great pictures Should we write these people Do you think they would know I don't know. You think four women who want to start a history museum arent aware of Burlington? Maybe not, we don' t know that That's the other thing Champlain College has this big postcard collection that somebody on its board or whatever again donate it to the college so that's another big historical and its over there and its made more of the headquarter offices of Champlain. You think they would sell it to this museum or donate it Or loan? Like, what do you think is the policy Probably a loan And not mention the Fletcher Library downtown That also has huge like very reserved ancient books sitting there I mean I hope these people know all this because there's a lot of... You want to get on the horn with these ladies and get them connected? They may have to. Well, you know what they say about love is that if it doesn't work out Maybe this foursome needs some fifth-some Could be Do something It too cold in the garden Of course you'll lose interest mid June Yeah or earlier We're good for then Moving on Matt The airport, the Patrick Leahy Burlington International Airport has got plans for a new North Terminal building. Project next? It is about time because we fly out of that building the one they have now American Airlines and the gate area is atrocious it's terrible Is embarrassing Really yes Yes You're on slant first You're sitting in a wheelchair? No, because the better it locks It'd be like right through the... They wouldn't need an airplane And they got these ratty old benches And it's all torn up. Oh my gosh and you're only within 10 feet apart from each other Because its nothing more than corridor Yeah Yeah, and then they tell you like don't line up. It's like well what? Yeah it is a hall with benches on either side Its essentially the subway car And people just lined-up and its super crowded Being there during COVID I'm just getting COVID Im actively geting COVID Yeah its about time they did this Idk how long that was gonna take them But working at tha airport all those years You see shit like that, you know. It's just embarrassing You know? More waste of money But it is when people fly out When they come in they are like oh how cute Yeah it looks nice So small and quaint Well there was tha one... now Now you go through the TSA And then we got to upstairs Then walk through this Along this corridor There are a lot empty Space and chairs. There's nothing happening there What the hell is all that? I don't know And then you get to where you're going Like you said, it was a subway car It was like what the fuck Going down hill Yeah There isnt anywhere at Burlington Airport for me To getting proper cocktail Cocktail At Skinny Pancake I can get like a Jack on the Rocks. Oh, yeah! They have full bar there Oh...I didn't know that either It'so early Yeah you never..it is 530 in the morning They even got their bar open Not even there for coffee No they have two places But i don' really know Never fly out of other side anymore but used to hav 2 restaurants Alright I mean, you're gonna pay $20 for a cocktail probably. Way overpriced The Skinny Pancake... what terrible place Alright so anything else to say about that man? No i'm just happy because bitch about it every time we are in there It's just doesn't look good at all I know they're leaving. People are leaving Or, you know there's just people from the area who've never been there going oh my god But it is the only game in town man What is the other closest airport? Does Rutland have an airport They'r all regional Rutland...Plattsburg Plattberg has a Airport but don't have that much business Montpelier I don't want to take a boat to the plane, now i feel like im in pioneer days or something The closest is either what's the one at new hampshire? Manchester That not closer than Montreal Oh that true Except it gets Montreal takes 5 hours but should only take 2 There always something going on right man I've only been there once at the airport, and we got there like 5 in the morning. Yeah i didn't have much trouble going to the airport it was leaving The crazy thing about Montreal is that every time landed their arrived just a perfect time miss five o'clock bus Burlington so take midnight bus and but station Montreal not nicest part of town We got there right after we got out of customs, it was 5 o'clock. Five O clock and then we get in this traffic And i took us two and a half hours to ge the bridge I think Just the bridge? Were not even talking But outside Manchester Albany Two or three hour I know a lot of people that go down to Boston and fly out, they just think it's easier. There are more choices at Boston Yeah Manchester they have Southwest You know things like that But Boston has its own real international airport Yeah News alert Uh-oh Um, I am being asked if i could go to South Burlington tonight. Just they're thinking of changing their time to 8pm To leave...To avoid the snow problem is Am not capable Of driving at this moment Maybe by nine o'clock I can, but right now... Any chance i could get a ride? We're not going to be capable of driving you to South Burlington. Nope! None one is gonna'be capable Okay yeah.. Now im having this beer and feel it Okay Sorry No no that's okay Im just gonna let them know if after 9pm or 10 its fine Then uh-Im fine with it. Okay, let them know I got to let this beer wear off or don't say like that mean they're giving you last minute stuff thats pretty crappy like okay right all right all right back To the show All righ a couple of other love the show Like then i will not remember dead That out so there we are Alright So A couple other things going on if You've heard Matt but There's an eclipse happening soon Retired Burlington doctor designed a sundial that only tells people time during the solar eclipse. Or as I put it on the rundown, dumb old man makes dumb old man thing It oly works once Yeah and what if it doesn't? This guy didn test Right Unless he's just like well How could you test Like turn lights off I don't understand like what this guy, how he did this why he's doing this but clearly too much money Too much time. It is cool looking thing But it isn a cool looking thing And then like they said that He put his plans on hi website Like Im not going to sell these You can make your own If This photo Is the plan Have no idea What Thi means Yeah Do you understand That Like No Now Get There's like three people who would figure that out how to do it yeah but apparently this guy is a sundial collector and there was photo of him here with Renaissance Sundial, well if you scroll down below you might be interested in that. Yeah I see that old mechanisms And yeah, so that's another sundial. Is it really that impressive? It was just a stick right Back in the day Someone put the stick on the ground and they're like well The shadow changes And from there But its pretty impressive That you know ancient people knew about this stuff and that's how they did it, sundials. Like Stonehenge supposedly I think also is sort of some kind of sundial if i'm not mistaken where at certain times in the year the sun lines up here and then lines appear there not sure I don't know. You're looking that up, of course? A new study from Timothy Darville professor of archaeology at Bournemouth University United Kingdom school that Stonehenge served as a solar calendar and identified how it may have worked stonehenges made out two types Of stone this is not helpful How does Stonehedg work because the clock each Each 30 upright stones represents it's a single day within repeating 30-day month. So they didn't have 31 day months? 12 rotations of the circle makes 12 months, which together form complete solar year Of course solar year consists 365 point 25 days not 360...of course I mean... You don' t need to say that It is for audience sake Yeah looks like you are right Glo Stonehenge was giant cosmic clock Yeah. And we have something like that in Oakledge Park, right there by where we play bocce one side of the park and on the other side this person who I actually happen to know who's a druid Of course Stop for second Okay this is back my middle sex days No no I got a couple of questions. How many Druids do you know? One, and he's pretty big though He also came to Harry Potter celebration at Champlain College Library What makes him Druid Is he self-proclaimed druid or certified druids like how does one become a druid? That's good question. Sounds to me, it kind of like just the spinoff of Wiccan or wicking is the spinoff off Druit I think Druit is we're going way back right you guys are looking this up from The Ancient Celts if you saw all thing understand how he could have moved these stones Is He big strong Or Big Big. Big, strong Okay He has to be To Be a Druid? You have No no Do what he did at Oakledge Park What'd you do I cut ya off because you said the word druids Oh okay Uh...he erected something that is Hey hey Sorry go ahead That is something like A sundial As well Following The traditions of Back in they day when they used Stones like Stonehenge, and I bet Stonehenge has a thing with Druid. There's connection there Was this guy asked to do this or he just did it and he is so big no one else can move him now? Did they force druids on us in the city park Do you have permit Druidd was member of learned class among ancient Celts They acted as priest teachers and judges. The earliest known records of the Druids come from the 3rd century BC Druidry, that's a really hard word to say especially if you've had one drop of alcohol That should be in your sobriety test Not walk My god that is hard Okay so yo knew it was druids Glo do u think Stonehenge was made by aliens or feel like definitely it's man-made. It could be a combination of both! The aliens are working with the Druids, okay? The aliens came down they looked at all of Earth and they're like we kind to like t he druids screw you Egyptians what do you know Yeah! Aztecs, what? Hey nice pyramid dummy. We like the Druids It is so much more crude looking than the pyraminds of any culture I mean those are damn impressive Whenever i look at the pyramid they used to be totally white and just this shining giant thing in land to like, I don't know. It gets impressed anyone who walks by Have you been in Egypt? No Okay Yeah i mean it sounds interesting just don' have any interest Sounds interesting Sounds interesting for other people I mean, i get why people might be interested but not for me. No interest in this interesting thing Yeah too dry yeah All right last one glow as we said there's an eclipse coming and we have a warning that wildlife might get A little nutty during the eclipse Have you thought about tha? no And now very interested In what could happen Well Sorry, this is a five-sentence story. So during the eclipse of 2017 zoo animals acted strangely Researchers observed giraffes broke into A gallop Galapagos tortoises mating So that's what gets them going huh? All it needs is little eclipse They do live like 200 years There's two Galapagos tortoises chilling next to each other, and the dude is just like God I wish someone would just turn the sun off for a second so i can get down Come on man Gorillas getting ready for bed What does that mean? They're brushing their teeth And washing their face So we'll see Who knows what our wildlife will do By the way, I bought some of those glasses today from Amazon. They were pretty cheap so i'm always a little worried about that even though they say there you know blah They meet all these specifications but anyway So if you guys need some We have work covered Oh you do? Got them from work and they seem very cheap Yeah Yeah, I was looking at the ways you could just do this from home. Like build your own What was involved? You know just get like a regular heftier piece of paper than more like A card and punch hole right through the middle That's it Either with an awl or pin And look through in that way Don't need something to cover my eye No That is what we are looking through We are going though one little tiny pen hold I know, but when i have the glasses on like my whole eye is covered with that tinted plastic material Oh forget it. And then you need glasses Or do you? Well yeah These aren't for fashion Do you see how tiny are these things They're pretty thick He IS wearing glasses All right scratch that No But I understand what you're saying, but like if i have cardboard and poke a hole in it Don'they still need something over that hole so my eyes don' get burned out or whatever? No just looking through that one. Hole is enough to protect your eye Is because... You ready for break yep sure We'll take A break oh It Is Matt's Favorite Rapper This is Ravon. He's dropped the C, he has matured and now just Ravonn He has gone into the one name sphere So this i sRaVoNn The new track of his is Lemonade Heat trails, stay waving off the roof of my momma's Subaru This is 2008 shoot Details I can't seem to recall All i can remember Is them deceased shells Getting dragged back By the caster that tidal waves Crash at me feet It telling'me follow Child o sun but blues trying swallow Mimi on bottom Need help Yeah, cause you smellin' cauliflower bags With my ass like a black belt I feel ill When the sunshine hit me i just think of the past yeah the present is gift But don't deserve to bag it It's too good for be Too good To Be Real Yeah Too Good TO BE REAL What would give Me again Haven seen homies In mid man Life was sweet Like lemon Man Me and lil sister sit back and watch Numb to the crumble of the earth That falls off our backs And smashes where it hurts Orange was tint match The county that we lived in Rose was color Of shades that fit Yo look for race Top corner That page shining down On a script Was I made Or whole fam Picture perfect Memories are roaming Feel them burn In my mental As grown man Yeah Warmth from light fire I haven't seen my homies in a minute, man Life was sweet like the lemon Looking back on them good old days Yeah yeah What'd i want to get to be again? And we're back We started off with Burlington Cannabis Shop is going host the first weed farmers market This is the future. Imagine if they had a weed farmers market in down at the in the park downtown every Saturday how many people would be there? So, I don't we'd farmers market first of all farmers market isn´T even A farmers market really anymore right it's more like a place to hang out and get some local stuff? Yeah, I mean there are local farmers but most of it's food. Most food or art and stuff like that So what am i getting at A weed farmers market like some homemade Pringles Don't know If you don' t use weed You wouldn''t go the farmers market That is true But It would also probably be The coolest place To Be Because everyone Is probably happy Laid back Yeah, I don't know. Let'see... Vermont prohibits cannabis farmers and producers from selling directly to consumers requiring that all products are sold in one of the dozens of licensed stores so you have sell it at the store and then a store sells it for people Wow! That seems very anti-farmer Exactly Yeah, exactly. That's not a farmers market that the store market I know tha but it still... It almost like place selling liquor There has to be some control But dispensaries can sell directly to consumers Right They check IDs they do all of that So if you have guy down on 116th You know, just sitting there in his little... you know whatever and selling weed. There's really no control over it And there is no tax That is a dealer Yeah We've all known that guy So I mean that because The state makes lot of money on taxes How are they doing this? This what don't really Didn' t really understand It cultivator showcase Intended to build connection between farmers and the people actually using and purchasing their products in a way to support farmers and not make retailers wall off the whole part of market. So could they do like, I'm not selling you my weed but am selling you coupon for website? No i think it's just like You can get me weed at this place kind thing Okay But how... People forget try Yeah Oh maybe give out free sample Maybe we can't sell it, but you could give out samples which... how does that even work? I don't know if that's.. How do you sample a joint. i mean l know how people Do It But not with strangers Right Yeah,I dont Know t kno w they're gonna D e Here s Gummy Well lt Business Now So Anyways yeah That is An Interesting Idea Let See Ho T Um See ow IT Term Nates All right Alright, moving on. America's favorite doctor reprimanded by Vermont legislators Regulators Okay so obviously this woman is famous because she is pretty Right? I mean she... Gorgeous Really You don'think she has a bit of uh Artificial look Yes Yeah yeah Yeah, yeah. But I won't say that so i didn' t say that So this woman she's... They call her America doctor but never heard of this person Never had either And she is doing telehealth because you can just do that from anywhere and people choose her cause She pretty? Or famous bushes been reprimanded in 11 states It doesn not save for what No That makes no sense to me. Maybe she's being reprimanded because she is encouraging more natural stuff instead of pills? Could that be ? I think it is the opposite Yeah But, but...I don't know It says like It was a reprimand and acknowledgement that she needs to follow the Vermont laws when she's prescribing for patients in Vermont. So it sounds like she is prescribing them something, so maybe he isn't like oh back pain? Have you heard of OxyContin I don' know what this means It kind a vague story Yes But just didn''t know that doctors were allowed do thing Yeah What does say over 1000 doctors have received telehealth licenses to practice in Vermont. So how does that even work? Like I just, someone can google me and like hey doctor can we have a session sure here's my zoom meeting and the patient is like yeah i got this...I cant sleep! Have you heard of OxyContin?? There ya go enjoy that Yeah..i thought it was illegal No no its not It was gonna say illegal for doctor from out-of state to prescribe something. No, that's not true." No it is but like so this woman is she has like a license um yeah So thi swoman Laura Purdy She'a telehealth doctor licensed in 50 states And I'm guessing some of those Like if you're licensed and one kind It kinda hasn't reciprocal thing But probably other ones yet like apply so she's like fully covered in America to practice internet doctoring and just not ever seeing the person. Well, she sees him on zoom but she doesn't really get in there and touch them And moving stuff around you know no Dr jellyfinger was a jelly finger Well, because you need a little lube. I thought the finger was like jelly but there's jelly covering the finger Because the doctor has got to get in there and kind of figure out if your prostate is okay And that is how... The only way they can do it You've never had that? I've had a colonoscopy. No, that's not close What is close? It is in the same general area They pass by each other We're on the same street But you're not awake when they are sticking that thing up your ass May ask for it but they said No, they made me knock out. Yeah I've never had the Dr Jellyfinger Is he licensed in Vermont? There might be one on a telenet or whatever it's called Telehealth So yeah this woman got reprimanded for whatever that means Reprimand for what we have no idea Thank you WCAX It doesn't seem to stop her from doing Whatever she is doing Yeah, and she is doing whatever she wants like. And I wonder if it's a weird thing where people trust generally people tend to trust more attractive people to give them information which is why we're an audio medium You know what mean? Like yeah It means true probably Yeah I'm pretty sure there has been studies that tall men out, right? Out. Yeah exactly Have we ever had a short president Like Danny DeVito No By the way if you're undecided for this upcoming election please write in Danny He couldn't be worse Exactly I don't know who the shortest one, it's gotta be one of the old. It was probably John Adams Yeah But then again everybody was short back then He may have been tallest Not George Washington Oh that is right George Washington Was a monster he Waas wasn'it? yeah like The toughest dude in America That it only way got where you were You know tall men Yeah and even beast big guy And Truman Is at all That why sat behind desk All time Oh, no that... I think you're thinking of FDR? Yeah. And how dare you! Glow knows her presence Alright um okay Okay so number one is Abraham Lincoln we all know it He's been ingrained in us he was 6'4 That incredible Abraham Lincoln is like 6'8 or something. I know, but he's your point guard right? So i guess not in this team He was the center Who do you think was the second And his half an inch under Washington No Washington Is six foot and a half But again thing were years A couple decades before Kennedy Oh yeah Kennedy is not, Kevin Kennedy is... Oh he wasn't at all. So Jackson and Reagan are all 6'1". They're collectively ranked 11th Wow So somebody Think about the president with the biggest dong You mean penis? Yep How would I know that Well we talked about it He has Well Clinton Yes Johnson Talked about as Johnsson He did? Yeah, there's a famous recording of him like getting pants measured and he was talking to his tailor. He said you gotta make it... I've go no room down there That guy had big Johnson Yeah 6'3 1⁄2 Easier power for yeah It was big guy So next Oh its Trump Is Trump 63 Geez Don't believe I don't know either, but he was 6'3 at some point in his life. He's a tall dude He is bigger than when you see him recorded And then after that Thomas Jefferson and Bill Clinton are both six-two and 1⁄2 Jefferson? Didn´t realize it was that tall Oh yeah Chester Arthur Ooh from Vermont Franklin D Roosevelt When hes not In the chair Yes Behind desk George HW Bush Which one in thats The older one Okay And then Washington, Obama Jackson Kennedy Reagan okay who's the shortest yeah that is interesting. Oh this little troglodyte James Madison really when was he? 5-4 I mean five four five four yeah what years were... He was the fifth president Was he was he for four or four? Five six Martin van Buren and Benjamin Harrison see look, okay Look William Hinckley five seven Buren five six. Harrison five-six those are all forgettable I mean One of them was killed shortly after they were elected but Oh William Henry Harrison died from pneumonia Yeah had that you got it as a Naga inauguration William Henry Harrison? I've never even heard of that name. He wasn't around very long, he was only around for couple months He died 31 days after becoming president Who took over His vice-president John Tyler Again another name How short was John Tyler Well it wasnt in the 6 foot range because we would have talked about him He was not. See? It's amazing, isn't it?! Actually he was exactly six foot! Oh yeah... oh okay Wow Those are your presidential heights What the hell were we talking about No way How did you get there Good looking people Tall people Yeah this hot doctor Okay moving on A car crashes Another car crashes into the Shelburne post office I guess it is hard to miss thing Dangerous place to work. What do you mean? Like, they've had more than one?! Yeah! They had a... It's the second time the building has been hit in recent months In December police say that 75 year old from South Burlington went park her car and hit the gas instead of break plowing into front I mean it is 50-50 proposition The gas or brake She just chose poorly I wonder what it is about the place maybe it's got some kind of you know voodoo or something What does have the Barriers yeah barriers Never liked those barriers at Fort Dix. I've always thought it was very easy to get into Fort Dix, but......I do not see where this place is?...can't remember where it's on. You're driving down the Golden Shelf and its on your right Oh yeah! It' s like a corner Yeah like the corner Isn''it The one when you are entering village from Burlington There that fork You make the left at the fork and it's on the left And its by this... By a country store? Past that Oh, you're right. It is on tha street Yes And its past those little outdoor malls That have an Abishan A hardware store I know what abishan means Don't care about me But yeah if you go further than And then there's a great park we used to, I have walked A couple of times. But can't remember the name of it That is all right All right Bennington is getting Narcan vending machine The second one in the state What Is that? Don not even know what That It Was In our Can Thats when people are overdosing They give them shot Vending machine Isnt'it So yeah There was Pulp fiction thing We talked about Yeah Thats incredible so How much Narcan Nasal spray Oh, nasal spray. Oh different Yeah that's but it is the same thing right? So how much does it cost or Is It free Can you imagine if I was going to get a Narcan vending machine To work But hopefully not If someone was dying in front of your like God left my wallet at the car Custom made machine which costs around $11000 will be under around-the clock surveillance and is funded by a grant from the University of Vermont Center on Rural Addiction. So they're paying somebody to be watching this machine, right? This vending machine...around the clock surveillance I get the feeling they'r just going to film it. If something was to go wrong, I don'think we got so much as water and that'd be like ghost hunting day while get your Narcan keep this machine So uh guess they have a machine in Vermont's Johnson Health Center Oh that is maybe some Johnson last August they Got one And they have dispensed 258 boxes of Narcan so far, which is 518 nasal sprays. Again? Is it free or we don't know I assume so like if you're a responsible opioid user You'd probably go there and just grab A few right just like keep them on Because you know Yeah nobody's paying for i mean Nobody has to Go up there and use their credit card To get this shit out of thi machine What my pin I don'think, it doesn' say it. Oh right here is says available for free You know reading like a said Every word's burdensome It better just imagine what you think Words are overrated There an eclipse coming We know that so Vermont is bringing in cell towers. Cell towers? What do you mean, bring them in are they gonna like these big satellite dishes I don't get what understand and understand your question They're bringing it cell towers Don we have at them already cell towers on wheels Yeah this wheelman like an old TV year old Like their app name as cows That's what Cows? They are specifically for emergency calls and that regardless of your phone carrier will push calls through to 911 Jesus They're expecting 150,000 people No they're expecting 250 thousand people I heard they were expected only 50 thousand Well i'm going by this story No one knows right Especially if it's a shitty day If it's a shitty day, at my workplace they said well people are probably just going to drive to Cincinnati. That is like the next place you see it No Nobody will drive us there You know how long does that take? 13 hours And then you go through tha really dangerous part of the highway Is this Cincinnati Matt or where am I thinking We've never been in Cincinnati Cleveland It's very dangerous. No, it is! Few people have made it out of Cleveland Its actually one the most dangerous places on the earth Its Mumbai Its certain parts in Beirut The slums Rio And its Cleveland There that highway a major road and got all these blinking everything going on and it turns. It's what takes you west along the Lake Erie as you're heading to Chicago, or that general area And we've done it You lived in Tel Aviv We are still here I've been Mount Washington Do you ever see those bumper stickers? All the time Been through Cleveland Drew has been through Cleveland an lived at Tel Aviv So Gloria Let'say there is 250,000 people. They are all Instagramming They're all live videoing They are not even watching the event No There gonna be tax in the hell out of our broadband See I don'think that way You know theres so many places they'r closing Yes Do you know the co-op otherwise known as city market Yeah, they're closing the whole day. Did you know that Vermont? We'll cut that out I bet if i was Champlain they'd still make me work I bet you a lot of places are closing. A lot of businesses, nobody's going to be doing anything The schools? You know elementary schools are closing Kindergartens were closing Nobody is gonna working that day i just hope they're not driving Well...I can imagine why the schools aren't opening Because imagine trying control the kids Not burn their eyes out Yeah Yeah, and then have it be your responsibility right? Have it be the parents here. Here's your kid You make sure they don't look up It was a good reason to close this once-in-'a'lifetime event Yeah There are not many of those Exactly So close I can remember when was the last one 2017 What But no here Not her It was in 1930 or something, wasn't it? No. I said it earlier podcast and now can remember was 1921 maybe Yeah Something like that Something like tha That's a long time That is yeah Alright moving on There animation festival coming to Vermont starting today At the Vermont State University In Linden Workshops Film screenings Artists talking Are y'all animation fans? Not really. I don'think it has to be anime Bugs Bunny Looney Tunes There'some movie you like that is totally silent Like Three Sisters or something Baskerville Something...Baskerville The Hounds of Basketball Let me see Something, not basketball And it's really good. Well, the last time I saw it which was the first time we saw It thought It was really really good and its funny The triplets of Belleville Yes That is sure remember that because as born Belleville Was You should This Is hour In 20 minutes like to run time when her grandson is kidnapped during the Tour de France, Madame Sousa no really? and her beloved pooch Bruno team up with the Belleville Sisters an aged song-and dance team from The Days of Fred Astaire just what you remember it sounds very good i've never saw I heard It was great. It's really good. It got 7 on IMDB Alright that is Animation Festival Moving right along Festival run down Got a Quilt festival coming this weekend This is always big Is it? I think There wasn't anything happening in the whole week Oh you are doing the happenings now No, no. The events? Oh are you taking over I'm just lying down at my job She had a few last week From August On the opposite This is happening now If you're listening to this It's happening right know The Quilt Festival 24th Annual Franklin County Quilters Guild Did You Know There Was Such A Guild No, I think you'd hear that my voice The quilt show hours are 9 a.m.. To 4 p. m., but quilt That'some early quote i'm guessing they mostly have early people show up what do you mean early like very old no Oh im thinking like at nine am it is pretty full and four pm its not so much Hmm and then Sunday from 10 to 3 in case you missed it. Have you been to this glow? No, I feel like in another life you could have been a quilter i have done A quilt One Yeah hated It finished So You're not Quilters no yeah If you would quote Are u quilter Can y claim that forever Once Yo ve d on one know Y ou shou see some of the amazing work That's done by qui lters Know um uh bye g im believe I believe you, like people who are into it are amazing. Oh yeah but at the end of their like whenever they put their quilts all together there's a machine that then stitches it kind of lik altogether in pattern so they're kind oflike all holes together A machine? Yeah It is another expense But yeah tha'ts.I don' know many people who have such large machine At home Many women and my family were quilters Yes. Matter of fact, we have a trunk full of them You want to quilt? We got A couple My mother and my grandmother you happen To be on top Of Couple That's what holding You from damaging The table These are Mother Yeah Are Recording On top Two Maternal quilts But they do amazing I can't imagine having the patience Do something No It is boring Believe me, what are these women trying to escape their husbands? Like my mother Everything Is like it's like meditative right like you would do you get the rhythm he just kind of oh yeah Yeah And the Amish stood all by hand But they have quite quilting circles and then its pretty much You know a coffee clutch for Amish women coffee Coffee Clutch? What is that. Am I saying it right Clatch Well, that sounds also unfamiliar So what's a coffee clatch Well i used to have with my neighbors Two older women And were invited to have coffee every morning We would just having coffee That was our Coffeyclach Why does the name need special names Don't know Let's uh, is there a ceremony? It is Clatch. Is there ceremony involved Well we're working on that I don'think it clash because It'a soft or sloppy lump Or mass Okay How about how about coffee clutch Ah see was right to begin with Okay Coffee clutch The term coffee Clach which starts with K L A TCH comes from the German word Forget I'm not gonna try to this which translates to coffee Kathy and gossip. Ah Clash it refers a group of friends getting together over cup-of coffee usually at someone's house Perfect, just talking about like who screwing who and whose gay? Not necessarily All right These women were well into their you know What was the gossip then? Can you believe that Mildred bought a poodle at her age?! That's good question. We used to laugh and have good time, too I don't have any idea Probably something to do with the neighborhood Not that there is... we are like 10 miles apart for most of us Would you put Amish up against other people in quilting prowess Probably not, I think that's part of their culture. Are they the best? Like who are the Mongolians given the Amish money How do we go up against Mongolians Actually when they make these quilts They make them imperfect on purpose Why because only God is perfect That was what i was told Every time you hear an amisher you're like, God they're the best. Yeah right? I mean they are so humble and... Just wish they would party Yeah! They do when they ar young Yea Rome Spring Off You know if it wasn't for religion i could definitely be an Amish If was not fo rreligion l could have been a Queen or l could have been Amis Glow Have you ever thought about Hear me out Take your ideas down to amistown and liberate them. You can still live here, we're not going to electricity all we're doing is taking away that pesky god that's been keeping yall down I don'think it would fly literally If you have enough charisma anythings possible Alright moving on the opposite of Amish Vermont first Tesla dealership in open Yes! In the old Hannaford. That's the most excited I've heard you in months Why are you so happy? Why are you saying that out of this glow Are You in The Market Uh, uh...I mean Of course am Your Tesla Curious Of course I am. You know, lived off the grid and want to live off solar not that i wanna go through that again because it really isn't as easy as is sounds And you have be raised like me where if you can turn on a light forget about leaving lights and can turned them ON when walk around in the dark do at least amount so another words What does this have doing with buying $100000 car? Well, because again it's relying on a healthier I hope natural resource which is the sun instead of coal. But this isn'these are electric they're not solar Yeah but hopefully they have solar panels on the roof and that what drawing power in order to No Arent EVs like actually mining stuff for batteries worse than actual electricity? Well, that's what you see always on Facebook or something. I trust Facebook memes Big meme believer You know the thing is there is absolutely no free lunch in life There isn't You have to always decide It kind of like when pick up poop with a plastic bag Glad you said plastic bag At one time it wasn' But... We've all had that one time Glo we don'' talk about Or do you leave it there in order to break down naturally, which by the way takes quite a while because it's not exactly like... Right. I mean there is always that toss up between what the best of the two Yeah, you're gonna pick up the poop or not pick it up. Exactly plastic bag that's only going to go into what at one time was called a sanitary landfill which I'm sure no more Between Time after throwing all those dog food Dog food bags Not mention diapers Which which, you know back in the day you used to wash your diapers yourself. Yeah also they were garbage out on the street and people used like die when they were 30 like we've moved on yeah well it'some ways I totally forgot Well new Tesla dealership I'm guessing Tesla has some way of figuring out like where people want Teslas and they identified Burlington, Vermont as a good market. Of course! Where's the most money in the whole state? Well but... Oh Stowe wait minute never mind Stowe But now second is Burlington Anyway So it was closer than Maine which is wher The closest dealership used to be except for Quebec We went Main first huh Interesting Yeah, Maine was there first. I wonder why? Well there's a lot of those seaside towns that are rich people we think Just another rich seasidetown Kenny Bunkport or whatever that place is Bushwood You know whatever Let me try it Uh...Kenny Bunkport Yeah Isn'that where Kennedy That was Bushe Or no its No its Kennedy There as death going over the bridge and he claimed absolutely responsibility for this person Is this one Was that the drunk Kennedy? Yeah. The senator That was Teddy Teddy, yeah They covered that up right Yes Well I mean we all know about it so not so successfully Is that how come They covered is also like you did but We're gonna vote for anyway It's pretty much what kept him from being president He could be senator they forgave him You can go What would you do fo this But no Because there from Massachusetts bu if he had to run For President and people would go, oh wait a minute. But you didn't kill that guy! Yeah you did kill that woman yeah You know what we never talk about? Matthew Broderick killed the guy in England That's right What?! Driving on the wrong side of road Yeah he was driving I think drunk And killed this guys in England and came back to America never faced any charges Get out are you serious just because He is actor At time it was like 90 or early 2000 Early nineties It was kind of like before the internet presence was strong. If it happened now, he would be done but that's why he disappeared for a while because I'm trying to encourage you He freaking killed that guy Matthew Broderick has blood on his hands So......He is driving on wrong side in other words Wrong would have been right Yeah Right In other words You're supposed To drive On left Not The right But still Wrong Which isn't double negative I know, who's on first? So if you ever get the trivia question How many people did Matthew Broderick kill The answer is one that we know of If only they would ask that And we just never glory go i don't This round Of trivia celebrity murderers Robert Goulet OJ Simpson Rober Gule It wasn' it wasn'' t Robert Goulet. What's his name? No, I don'think Robert Goulet ever killed anybody. How the hell do you spell his last name g o u l e t L E T how he has spelled Robert Goulay Matt and this is about how my mind works I don't know. How would i know? Let'see if Im right Okay That is probably not him Who was the record producer Movie producer Record one was Like the Motown guy The Sun Record guy or whatever Dont remember Robert Gleid,I dont think he killed someone No What am im thinking of Maybe you should just google Actors who have killed people Thats a good suggestion I don'think he was an actor, the one that i'm thinking of. Oh yeah! Robert Blake Oh is HE the one who killed someone? He did?! By accident?? No no...He was a nut Really!? Don King didn' know that Yeah it's before became famous Sid Vicious..I thought Nancy killed him Maybe he killed Nancy? I think so. Phil Spector, that's your thing right now Phil Spector Matthew Broderick Gotcha Oscar Pistorius Not an actor Charles Dutton Rock Yeah He was before he was An actor And in prison For manslaughter Laura Bush Is this one of the It is The daughter Of George Isn't it Vince Neil Yeah You killed someone A lot These are people you've never Never heard of Aaron Hernandez, Snoop Dogg and Fatty Arbuckle. He never killed... This is a bold story I can't believe that i'm defending Fatty Arbuckle Fattie was charged with the murder Virginia Rappe who perished from Peritonitis in 1921 Is it like dental disease? It kinda sounds like Wait Perotinitis Had something to do with the coke bottle What?! Moving on But I read a whole thing about that, A long story about it. He didn't really do it Matt big fatty art buckle defender Hey what can you say? Funny guy If you're funny enough we forgive ya Alright speaking of death Brattleboro is opening up Death Cafe It's pop-up On March 26th from 3 to 5pm Hosted by Brattleboro area hospice Is the place for you come Have coffee your coffee clatch, and instead of talking about the gossip you can be talking about death. Anybody can attend? Or you have to in the respite home Hospice home I mean Respite At Death Cafe people often strangers it'd weird go with them gather eat snacks drink tea and discuss death The objective is increase awareness of death with a view to helping people make the most of their finite lives. I think anyone is open go be probably weird different kids, but i guess you could feel like my kids should know about that if you Know My Daughter Been Little Too Happy Lately Want her To Know That It All Fades The only Thing Waiting For Her Is A Dark Shallower Grave That's cool. Yeah, thanks Brattleboro not doing that Montpelier are they maybe not yet Right behind brattle borough and the liberal scene yeah They are but they got a you know bravo boss gotta do it first You know Robert is leading the way there The most woke town in I think They let 16 year olds vote Best shot my head for awhile All right last story before our break Beta. Matt, you put this on here Yeah there um It's an interesting story to watch On the On the news thing in channel 3 here but Paint a picture with your words Yeah But uh They'really taking off Oh! I see what you mean Very funny That was totally accidental And no That was not approved But yeah, starting next month they're going to be hiring hundreds of people. So they're launching? They are launching Next month Oh another one I'm just trying that Maybe we should explain what BETA is Okay You know like Governor Scott And...I don't know it's this airplane company over there by the airport What makes them unique Glo They arre trying to do it without fossil fuel right Yes Electric planes. They may have the first one approved by the FDA or FAA next year But they're gonna try to do everything here in Vermont Hmm, that would be nice They even said the starting wage is... The lowest is $26 an hour So it's a lot of high-priced jobs here in South Burlington. Not as much as a Green Mountain Transit bus driver, but no No Well it's just starting out to apply I'm sure the benefits are pretty good too so i'd assume Yeah this is really sorry It´s okay You know Im surprised that there isn't not heard of A beta competitor They say they almost are certain they're gonna be the first to really have this takeover. I haven't heard of anyone! Not even these billionaires? Like, Elon Musk has not hired away a couple beta engineers To try and do his own thing It's just surprising that no one else Maybe other countries are doing it but we don' t ever hear that This is gonna... This is gonnabe big I mean, i'm still not getting on a plane for like 10 years. Like y'all are okay? Yall still doing it all right We've seen these Teslas go Yeah that's right when its too cold Or hot or just right Just catch on fire Yea thats...I agree with you If you see burn down car in the side of the road It is NOT A FORD No, it's a Tesla. Yeah so I'm not sure about these planes but you know if they you know...I am sure people are gonna fly them and yeah might being overcautious but If anybody is really listening out there check ou the story on Channel 3 is very interesting Try to remember leave that link in the show notes All right, so the music is another Vermont artist. This is like a kind of hybrid pop hip-hop kind of everything not even sure how to say this name I think thi sisPanda Jakey? The song's Fake Love It's hard to watch them fade That is how it goes when love is fake My favorite foods, they lost their taste I cannot keep them down My favorite songs got less of a ring They don't get played as well Yeah the things we used do Feel like torture could you put me through Cause'I need away To run away But can not let go with you If what had wasn´t real I'm not sure what's worth it, and therefore i was dead. If what we had wasn't real then love might just be fake cause we'd blend our lives together and end in a day I guess dreams don' last forever but its hard to watch them fade That is how It goes When your love Is fading Alright! We're back All right, it's time for America favorite segment where we run down the worst people in Vermont for the week The ne'er-do well Jerk offs Matt scumbags Time four though come back map I need that so i can find it and then uh okay add the music. Okay, so our first comeback is working in a prison Jessica Staten and Matt...I'd like to make A proposal To amend the Ashley Crystal Statute Can we adjessica? Jessica to the name of women to watch out for? I agree with you. How many positive Jessicas have you interacted with in your life, outside Lansbury Lansbury Where's that murder she wrote Yeah She was on that show Murder if she Wrote i didn't grow up with jessicas either yeah so we didn' know any don know any yeah sorry Jessa galba Positive. Just boutique downtown I don't know that place i dont think you would Yeah,I didn' grow up...that wasn a name common when young So who is the first Jessica than u heard of? That'd be some movie star No Who was the one in Adam's family No, that's not Jessica. Jessica Lange? Who is that Yeah who is that Matt Explain yourself Mat how dare you She was in a 70' version of King Kong She wa s model Became an actress And she married to Sam Shepherd or something I think the playwright actor who was in what's that Vermont movie you like Diane Keaton moves up here and has a kid oh yeah what is that he plays the doctor the veterinarian yeah let us get back to this comebacks okay so this woman in accused of stealing an incarcerated person wallet while booking them mmm Disgraceful. So they're like, put your wallet on the counter Turn around and spread your cheeks They turn back around and the wallet's gone? Who stole it?! I don't know She stole her wallets while processing someone into Southern State Correctional Facility On January 28th She is being charged with Pettit With what?? What is pettit Pettit larceny Pettit in American... American Jurassic. I speak America, it's Pettit? No! It is Italy and it Paris Alright so yeah So she just come back Okay the person has worst day of their life probably And you're stealing their wallet And then do you Do to move where You take a cash shop put back Like what happened This kind story I want to know more about. Yeah, i wanna know really what's the story? Did she know this person put a mic in front of jessica face It almost like she had To no This person was pissed off at him and stole their wallet or so So Why would She just suddenly unless he has done it before We don't Know Was this person Still Like whacked out Out Of her mind That they wouldn Even Know Their Wallet Is stolen No You come In Like on Drugs Or drunk Like Shes Just like you Kno t Bam Wallets Are there Other Police Officers There I was just gonna say what's the proof? Is it this person whose wallet been stolen We don't know aiming this or i would assume this area is filmed, but maybe not Yeah maybe not Are we gonna go to Jessica house and like one of those old movies where you open up a drawer And there are like dozen passports and 20 wallets You know she clearly has problem Baby boom Yep That' s the movie Baby boom I'm sorry, Chloe's catching up. Alright going to a shooting in Downtown Burlington? A man is accused of attempted murder in Burlington Shooting incident being held behind bars Did you put this on here Matt Yeah 2am o Saturday Steps away from Church Street I love that. They always make that, you know... It'steps away what was it? One step is a thousand steps like actually everywhere in the world is steps away from Church Street Court What his name of green somebody go Jaden Green another bad spelling of Jaden. Don't let your daughter date anybody named Jaden." Yeah, if you have a Jessica dating to Jayden that's the Bonnie and Clyde of the modern day So court paperwork indicates A fight ensued between Green an he victim then greens mom stepped in o protect her son At 2am at church? This is what I don' understand What days this This is Saturday, 2 a.m., so it's that Friday night? No Sunday morning Jane is 19 Oh no wait! That IS Friday Never mind Doesn't matter Sorry Jane out there he 19 and partying with his mom Parting with hi mother She was there That isnt odd The victim pushed the mother to ground And Green accused them of pulling out gun and shooting once at victim Okay, well let's just... I'll calm down here. You can't push down a dude mom Even at 2am? Even if she is punching you cannot push downs the dudes mom If you don' tdo that then u wont get shot Im not trying to blame victim But im saying there are rules There are rules Its no.. U dont deserved getshot No Something we should have done if walked away then wouldn'' be shoot I don't know, you could push my mom down Dig her up Dig her and push it out So the best part of this story is They released this guy After his arrest on Saturday And the cops got pissed off It'suddenly they had to rearrest him Who released him? He was a judge Why Okay, the arrangement... The arrangement shows that the evidence we have accumulated was sufficient for him to be held on this very serious crime. I'm just not plussed that it didn't occur on Saturday night as is should've So Saturday night when he did release the judge does And they had pick him up later and people came to their senses. Who is this Megan Shafritz? I mean, obviously this isn'the Sarah George family of Crimes on Crime's... That interesting! Anybody who shoots somebody should be held not released He shot at him to me fair he didn´t shoot him right but maybe she was following you pushed down my mop claws You know what You did push down his mom Wait a minute, I have that in There it is Never push anybody's mom down Do you want to live long life? Don't push people moms down Like what i'm saying What judge works on weekends That interesting And never thought you'd find anybody In city hall one weekend Well if you go downtown Aspen county they're drunk But up here They must have weekend judges like your new judge, she's appointed in 2018. You got to work the weekends you know? I don't know Got to work your way up right Yeah Because i think people have To be arraigned very quickly In this country so If there is no judges on the weekend Then it takes 72 hours Arranged somebody that maybe too long Idk But they do Oh im sure they doing everywhere Not Vermont And Vermont, they're like how quickly can we let this guy go? I'm just saying......I love the picture of this guy. South Burlington man charged with attempted murder and hit-and run Jermaine Webber 1130pm Cherry Street Got into an argument with another man And then intentionally hit him with a car So they got into argument This guys was like you know what I'm gonna go get my car and run this guy down at 1130 on a Tuesday night. Wow On Cherry Street Fuck is there? i mean obviously they're not sober right but like Luckily, this guy didn't have gun which shot this dude Yeah But do you think he was actually trying to hit him or did you try scare him like what Do You Think Was the The Actual Purpose Just fuck YoU You know, I'll scare the shit out of you. Have never been angry enough to try to hit someone with my car We're all looking at Glow Do have a bit road rage A bit? As the Brits would say Spot So that's one hidden run Got another kind hidden run Burlington driver was charged with hitting causing crash and then like sprinting so we need to differentiate between hit and run and hit in sprint Sprint. So this guy just jumps out of his car He's ran, which is exactly what a innocent person would do I always love this he was later found identified as Tyler LaFrance Colchester Police say the single-car crash happened around 320 Route 7 and officers discovered the driver had run from the scene. He said he was late to practice 3 20 in the afternoon, this is not at three twenty in The morning Yeah Three twenty pm yeah I think l've told This story In a pile So again Like,I was ln th car One time.l got Pulled over Th guy n e passenger Seat Was friend At time And don't Know If you Had Like Little Bit Of We On Him Or Whatever or Don t Know What His Deal Wa But And to the right of us was just like woods. So they pull over and the guy next to me, he's like I'm just gonna run and i was like please don't do that They pulled use over,Iwas going a little bit over speed limit They pulled useover because we're playing loud music We have shitty car Like thats why they pulled so Just check it Be reasonable Were fine This guys give warning or ticket Either way its fin If you run, that's going to ruin everyone day. Like if you run they're not just gonna let me go And so were having this argument while the cops are behind the car and thankfully he did not ran But I was like man if jusrran They didn't do shit right? No there was a warning Slow down They'e just bored small town cops looking harass people Yeah, you never want to get that. I've had a couple incidents like that when well my friends and i were going we're crossing the border into Canada this was in the 80s and driving it's around car from Boston Lincoln Town Car The finest of rentals It wa great anyways I noticed my friend Danny, who'sitting next to me. He starts doing something in his sock and said what the fuck are you doing? And he says well i got a little blow What?! Was he okay Well we pulled up tot e booth and then woman says How far back are you when hes like doin this There is one car between us Oh, Danny! A little earlier is better because like... And then we're gonna be up to the booth. So we get into the booth Right? and everybody in a car heard this so it's you know guys in backseat Are they freaking out It was very luxurious back seat You are like 8 miles behind But anyways but The woman at that booth says are you entering Canada for business or pleasure And my friend Paul, who'sitting behind me and you know him. He says pleasure is my business Business is My Pleasure She says pull up over here Oh God! So they never searched us They searched the car But they never search You know Paul had them laughing by the time were leaving And so, you know people who were searching the car. Yeah like somebody of life's problems could just be avoided by just shutting the hell up Just shut up! Like don't make a joke like just wait I was riding with... Pepsi Joe was driving my car once We got stopped You know Florida Highway Patrol and he says Don' freak out but i've go 2 pounds coke in your trunk Maybe you're drunk, but don't worry. I'm ready to kill these cops if it goes down Everything's fine Yes sir No warning So i wonder If Pepsi Joe did not tell you that It would have been a lot better But never knowing Because the best way of making him not freak out is by telling him Yeah Yeah, I don't know why he told me that you know. Yeah i mean wasn' stone it wasn''t high It was nothing It's just okay Okay and He says tha to man what the f And am jus like by then anyhow have explain my car is driving That kind of thing Is My Car Driving Don t Check The Trunk I didn say That I Didn Trunk Locks All right Moving on There Was String Of Bank Robberies in the Burlington area and police have made an arrest. Samuel Blatt, 32 is now being held on a robbery charges Essex Junction Johnson & Winooski as well as attempted bank robbery in Burlington so he couldn't quite crack into the big city Yeah I tried to rob my bank downtown Were you there defending it? And would not defended He's got a very, so now what kind of mugshot. I'd say it was defiant in his eyes and i always want to know how much did he get? This guy got $300k then he stopped if you would have stopped is that enough couple wise investments doing good for few years I don'think so. You think, okay they get three grand Three? No they're not getting that much Banks arent putting tha money out there Unless they are robbing the safe They gotta rob the safe man But you know They ge 3 grand It lasts like three days And then their robbing another bank That's the way I see it, right? Yeah. Yeah...I would put it into an IRA or something Gloria is at Robin Banks! The money has gone into an IRA We think that Gloria has been robbing banks but her lifestyle hasn't changed It doesn' t get any more lavish like what going on here She doesn'' do drugs Her portfolio just really flourishing All right, Vermont dentist has accused of prescription fraud giving out too many painkillers I guess doesn't say so that must be what it is right like it's not gotta be what else do they prescribe? So you think this one the situations were like everyone just kind knows like go to Dr. Catherine get your cavity filled and then you're good on Percocet for the next couple years Did you ever have a doctor like that? That people knew about, speaking into this microphone. I did not but no i mean l grew up in florida and the late 90s early 2000's where yeah had ton of friends who just hopelessly hooked on oxys don't know exactly what they were getting them but think they were getting them prescribed Yeah the oxy mill They were down there Yeah, I never knew. My doctors have never once issued me anything that... Remember when surgery at UVM for a hernia and they gave me two Oxy's? That was it! And only took one and didn't need it–I hate those things– Yeah… It was Oxy or Percocet I took something one time like recreationally and it just made my nose itch And didn't like the way that felt Well, why would anybody get any high off of tha? It's an opioid. It makes you euphoric Yeah You're supposed to feel kindof lowly Oh ok I never thought pain pills were... Never felt like that Me neither I mean, you know a few times and they're still over here in the medicine cabinet. i have A key But it's just like one year but they you know that Weeds better than any oxy Yeah man when you're hooked man You are yeah Yeah Yes So hopefully she birds of hell moving on Uh we had vandal don't get a lot of Vandals yeah they're usually back over there and where were the vandals from? You sounded so confident. I almost made it, i almost got there um the vandals werere from definitely Europe yeah I think Germany? How is this a France. Oh, you might be right This is like A music group Germanic people that ravaged Gaul Spain and North Africa in the fourth and fifth Decent The Vandals They are also punk band from California Yeah thi s crazy So this vandal So, 11 separate cases of him driving through town shooting out windows with marbles. Marbles! Is this little Dennis the Medicine Slingshot? Like what is he doing?! He's like a pea shooter Pew pew So targeted school commercial residential properties cost thousands dollars in damages It doesn't say like what he was they found evidence inside his car Again, a slingshot and bag of marbles channel 3. They have the worst write-ups of any other stories is terrible And this guy's name was Dylan and yet two last names belongs in jail yes Who does that How old is this guy? 28. I mean, no No i guess we're laughing but maybe it's mental health Yeah could be Oh well sorry We're fine Speaking of mental health Burlington Area Itinerant has arrested again Matt what the hell was an itinerant Somebody who just travels from place to place that was a vagrant same thing Its hobo Was it Lausabow? Layabout. No, no we're not doing that! He's had 1600 engagements with police since 2012 1600?! Did we talk about this guy last week Is this the champion crime guy This guys is the champion of all crime This one isn't defeated Or defeated 1,600 glow 1600 how many is that a year or every day 2012 so that's just 11 years hold on this is not math show it was gonna take me second to pull up my Mathinator so we're let us call 12 years I did I did that wrong. Let me do it again, getting on and off the show... 133 a year every three days pretty much That's amazing! Every three days He looks little angry What do you think would make him stop? If somebody gave him better haircut These bangs are not working for meee There is nothing gonna make He's just one of those guys. He is a deviant! I mean, can't we just lock this dude up and be like You know what? No one is calling us to get him out Like let' s just... Obviously he was mentally ill So they don t put people like thi in homes anymore Not like they used too I don't know man, just get them off the streets. Or give them something to do! You know the parking garage downtown could use a good cleaning Teach this guy how to build shelves and have this guy build shelves Yeah really sometimes it's what people... they just need something To replace whatever their Demons in there brain? Yeah, put him out to work. It's not slavery it is therapy yeah All right that is all No weird animal things I couldn't find anything Now we have the The Weird Wildlife stuff earlier Usually at the end its a little blue but I think we're ending on a pretty solid level here. Yeah, after the scumbag man Very respectable Chloe do you want to say anything outrageous? We have only few minutes here No...I'm all out Alright Yeah Okay Alright Peace! Bye-bye We hope that this situation becomes a reality, however only the president will have access to this button. This button is the most dangerous button in the world! You mean THIS BUTTON? What have you done?! Oh I'm sorry...[created using whisperjav 0.7]