201: A Proposal, More Roy Orbison and Edmunds Hoodrats

On this week’s show:

• Happy National Chocolate Milk Day
• Yankee check in?
• VT Attorney general race is interesting
• EEE on the decline
• Get your gut checked
• Multigenerational housing in Jericho
• Vermont’s only national park could expand
• The state wants to build a new women’s prison. 
• We got a wild dog
• Vermont’s large st corn maze

(52:36) Break music: Nahte Renmus (Feat Art Morera) - “Accolades”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmVriG9oOmE&ab_channel=NahteRenmus 

• Vt. elementary school children mistakenly eat THC gummies 
• South Burlington secures bus drivers amidst nationwide shortage
• Walmart moving to Rutland mall
• Brattleboro park closed to get rid of Japanese….plants
• Michigan University to Open New Dental School in Vermont 
• Have we talked about Beansie’s?
•  Vermont has 'rules' for the way you should eat apple pie 
•  Vermont regulators to stop accepting new retail cannabis applications 
• Goddard Buyers Envision 'Bustling, Busy Campus Again' 
• Judge dismisses senators’ lawsuit over education secretary 

(1:26:24)  Break music: Tiger Strike - “Sundering”

https://tigerstrikevt.bandcamp.com/track/sundering 

• Scumbag Map 
• Drunk driver hits cars and boats
• Saint Albans man robs community kitchen
•  Saint Albans clerk robbed at knifepoint
•  Good cop: Burglary in process foiled
• Bad cop: Cop assaults person over jaywalking
• Stabbing in Battery Park
• Man shot in chest in Rutland
• Pawlet triple murder
• Theft at Dog Mountain 

Thanks for listening!

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Hey, what's up Vermont this week show opens up with a proposal which will make I'm going to go get a beer. Get caught up, Get caught Up Is this the last story? Oh! I have one more Surprise story from Glow Big surprise Will you marry me Matt Yes What?! There ya'go We're getting married I decided we're getting married before the end of the year. So it looks like my brother actually made it come! To the wedding? Obviously you've discussed this beforehand, this was not an official proposal How did you propose or who proposed Gloria just mentioned something at a table Remember We were out at the picnic table, and the next day I said so or a couple days later because you mentioned maybe someday we'll get married or something. No and then you said''I wouldn't marry that person who would marry me.'' Why woulda'y marry anybody to married be? Yeah You don''t remember tha line ? Yes i do remember Okay It's very defensive A couple of nights later I said, you know were you serious? You know would you well i mean Id marry if u wanted to get married That was the proposal. These are very romantic statements Ill marry everyone And that's it yeah and then she said yeah id marry Like when he asked over lunch over here at this table Would your werere serious who asked who Who asked who? I think, eventually asked you. You brought that up Me or me No Too old to get down on your knees Look Not thinking about it There's a pomp and circumstance That is involved And sometimes you're over if Like at We've been together 18 years Yeah Thinking of December 7th As because we want To ge married before the end Of the year Because Because, because we may go to Portugal for three months for our honeymoon. Wow! After January when we're all done with the petsits and holidays and all that baloney... And then you know? Welcome To Vermont Ketchup with Matt I'm Matt Glo Im Glo We are a weekly rundown of everything happening in the Green Mountain State Happy National Chocolate Milk Day I'm not a big fan. What? No, I haven't had glass of milk in 50 years! Chocolate milk though?! It's like...a different thing That is more like dessert Chocolate milk Do you drink chocolate mil Well..I don´t drink it But when i was teenager The best hangover recovery Was BC powder and chocoate Oh my god B C powder Yeah You have b c powder What the hell is that? It's like an aspirin powder. Yeah, you used to pour it in a drink or water or something I just throw my tongue and chase after chocolate milk Really?! TG Lee The chocolate milk brand Oh oh that but no back too BC Powder Biocarbonate Bayer I don't know what it was, like when i was a kid Let's investigate this corporation mission statement Was thi is southern thing? It might have been southern thing When you said that about chocolate milk sounded like something from Alabama Hangovers BC powder Yeah, it's a Aspirin and caffeine. Okay Well that said but I never heard of it then add little chocolate milk and you have yourself for breakfast You know y'all got chocolate milk fans really surprised yeah If...I would drink if But try not to buy him for than reason because Because love too much And just You know Guzzle down Really? Yeah But you don't buy a gallon of it, you buy like... Like personal serving. Like the cafeteria size? Borden yeah Buy some milk get big can Hershey's or whatever it is and pour in there Bosco Bus goes Subpar right Dead isn' t When was last time you saw bosca I don't know. What was the other one? Quick Yeah, quick and then they had this strawberry quick If you see someone drinking a strawberry quick clearly they're pedophile like there's no just pervert right like that strawberry Quick get out of here with your strawerry バスコはまだ生きてるよ。 それ? 1928年から既にあるんだ じゃあ、ヒルシーが先だったのか そんなことないと思う だけど最初には誰もいなかった もしかしたらバスカを始めたのはヒュッセン あいつと一緒になっていた 大型ミルクキャンディーファイターで お母さんならいい思うんじゃないかな You can get Bosco on Amazon. What's it going to cost me for 16 ounces of Bosco? I don't know, it just says that is currently available at retailers nationwide and on Amazon Wonder if the Vermont Country Store carries them Was there a Vermont brand No no! Vermont Country Stores has all the old nostalgic type brands tha you do not see anymore The candies and stuff You know what Bosco is slang for? Like a blowjob?? Good guess! A foolish, unimportant person. He's Bosco Matt... Yankee check-in I have no idea so if i'm like pushing the sore subject No no last night the yankees won 10 to 1 They beat Baltimore who was in second place It's not the playoffs yet, but the Yankees won the American League East last night against Baltimore. This is a last weekend of this season so... Are they going to flame out in playoffs? Of course! They do every year Oh here it another Bosco update She alright I guess Should we give her Heimlich If she stops making noises we'll check in on her, but she seems to be okay. I think maybe he went down the wrong pipe? Any update Matt sorry oh in season seven of Seinfeld The Secret Code George Costanza reveals that he chose Bosco as his ATM pin because it was great enthusiasm for Bosco chocolate syrup your pink could have been a word back then Did he spill Bosco all over his shirt one time or someone did or something like you got a chocolate stain on his shirt. Yeah, that was with tha woman that He wa s in love with and she treated him like A dog yeah oh yeah and She spilled something on them And didn't do anything You confronted her Yeah I confronted Her alright That's Matt An Adam vaguely recapping Episode of television from 30 years ago Don't worry about it. All right, EEE is on the decline? Get your kids outside! Don' t worry about mosquitos they're fine Like only what one person in Chittenden County got its a man And did they die No Okay What happened to them It didn''t say this article didn´T saY Just said one person One person iN New Hampshire died Again I want know how old They were What was their condition Yeah yeah Yeah, but I think with the weather changing it should be all done pretty soon. Wrap this thing up we're done with EEE It lasted too long Feel like i never even really knew the effects just like don't bring your baby outside I know encephalitis It just sounds bad Don'y even know what is Doesn''it? Encephalitus Do you know what's that No, but it sounds like the Elephant Man disease doesn't it? Neurofibromatosis Yeah sounds just like that How the hell did you pull tha out I was actually once diagnosed with that And ? You got better Well ,I had a thing on my neck here It was scabbed and wouldn' heal And so doctor said, well let me send it in and I'll have it checked out. So he calls me about 10 days later leaves a message on my answering machine You know if you get home If you're not home before five o'clock give Me call at hom...so...I called It blew up and pierced his head His scalp He was the nicest person before and then his personality changed drastically after two, to really bad. Holy shit! Yeah look at this guy's... Okay Yeah Poor guy huh? But his personality just became a mean Well What are you?! I mean You look like unicorn A dog bites me It might become more convergent This guys got spike through his head Oh he joined the circus if i was him Holy man that is like Oh, I gotta look now. It's been a while since Man it was almost like Jesus Christ God just kill me Yeah but he survived believe it or not But he became mean Yes okay so if Phineas Gage walks into dinner party for the first time does He acknowledge? Or is jus be like...or did you do that dick It'd be the greatest Halloween costume. Phineas Gage? So who are you supposed to be, Phineus Gage! I'm Phoenius Cage You would have like a QR code To like the Wikipedia page for people Like understand who you ar Look it up and educate yourself What don't know your railroad history Don'r know your history of neurological disasters But as result though they learned alot Thank God they learned a lot Those fuckers learned Man, so this encephalitis Whatever. It's not elephant disease Um all right glow Get your gut checked. You can get your gut checked, you should getting it got checked up by getting a good check I thought we do that every five to ten years with colonoscopy is that what is thank What other? Gut anus whatever openings Do they're different right The guts and the anal are different Well yeah but they're connected It's all connected Well, that's true. That makes it sound like North Carolina and Alaska are connected No actually we're all connected Yeah we are Like I said even a butterfly in Brazil We'r somehow affected by that Maybe little minute Think that gave any comfort to the old Phineas Gage He got spike blast through his face He was like, actually this was meant to happen because a butterfly flapped its wings in Rio. So I pulled thing for you Golo Health experts say changing your eating habits can have big impact on the host of common chronic problems The Vizuri health center in Willistead is helping patients retrain their bodies to improve their gut health You're big gut health person Do I have to learn how to potty again? Like, sit on... You know how kids are forced To sit on that little...? Never mind. On the baby stool The smaller...? They were forced Have you got a seat there And left Yeah, I was told actually one day when i was doing colonics that uh needed to actually go through the process of being potty trained. Really? About like how you sit on the actual bowl Uh well tha came later You know with With a squatty pott Oh squat body Yeah It streamlines it right It's like, gets the curve out of the road essentially. Yeah yeah I mean it is healthier to squat and shit and pee right? It is! That was one camp that went too That wasn't a train What camps!? Squatting camps The yoga Everybody dressed as Sikh You couldn' show any hair Not even little tad And everybody knew how to do turbans, but of course I didn't. Just kind of wrap the towel around your head... Like this lady has no turban? Not gonna teach her potties?! She's got not chance! What if you had a railroad spike through your head and put on turban If he just gauges himself Do they address it?? How is- Does He...? Or does he just say, are you fuckers gonna help me wrap my turban or not? Because again he's an asshole. You'll have to ask a Sikh Can't you If had too Wrap the turban around Could they That could they you should see it. It's amazing because they're here They don't cut it, you know These are Caucasians by the way anybody who followed Yogi Bajan or Bajan depending on anyway Well there was also a female camp but first has started out with just everybody and then And there was women's camp as well, yeah. And they were all flowing with their veils and they also had very... You're not supposed to cut your hair One actually used To drag her hair over the leaves or whatever So it gets in a bathroom It is amazing But then see them wrap all that up In turban? I mean that is amazing That just amazing But they really knew how to poop. Even with us, it's yogis Pooping yogi So gut health You're big on gut health right? Your guts tell you a story Yeah yeah I did colonics and fasting Eating clay And all kinds of If you're going to give our listeners one gut health tip, what would you tell them? Like if they do nothing else but this one gut health thing. What would you say Drink water Oh that's it Well thats pretty important No I agree People don't drink enough water It is amazing You see me all the time And i always have a water bottle with my Sometimes even three Yeah we are always like damn Glo was so hydrated You gotta hear her pee. Call her Steady Flow Glow Okay, what's another one? What is one that maybe like That is not conventional Eat this don't eat this Oats oats are very good for your gut oatmeal or oat rolled-oat Oats, oatmeal. What's another way I used to eat oats? There is...oats..oh The way you see oat which are already cooked and flattened more or less kind of thing Oh! Grotes No grotes Grotes That was a grote Grote before oats Grote So Glo, groats versus oats. You're in the middle of the explanation Well oats are a general term for variety of oat products that come from different processing texture and flavor Got it? It's before they go and cook in down smashes so you know what you think is Oat I don't even know what an oat is. It's a grain? Yeah, but... But it looks like out there though in the wild field In the wild But i have no idea Okay so maybe this makes you sound stupid but like You know when you see fields of And they're cutting From that point How does than become The thing which Is my food Because these are giant stalks right like amber waves of grain, what is it? I don't even know how to ask the question. How does that become that- The process! What's the process It probably gets well thrashed and... You know a verb everyone is familiar with What does that mean It gets, it probably goes through a process where it just keeps kicking around. Like the wood chipper kind of thing? No no you don't want to cut and break You want the part off when they thrash So they shake this shit out Yeah OK And then well and also how does rice happen I only understand how rice happens Uh...I know its grown in very wet fields I've seen the fields, and then i've seen rice. And now have any idea how those... How one becomes the other? Me neither actually It's just these sprigs Like oak and rices Those kind of grains grow like that You see this stalk But then you know Sprigs seeds are coming off At the top Like corn Corn silk Now corn becomes for most part silage Which is obviously the thing that we all know, silage. Well it's all chopped up into bitty pieces and thrown up through the top of a silo like in conveyor belt or some kind shooting system And then it ferments and becomes feed Silo at bottom You open door there are feeds coming down you scooped them That was silage How did anyone ever figure this out? Good question. How did anybody figure out anything, if you think about it Who's the guy to eat the first berry Well what bears are saying is like Hey that thing looks different than other things But like corn I don't know You look at corn and just think Imagine you've never seen corns And your're like oh yeah cause i'll eat thats It seems wild Berries make sense Thrashing is typically involving hitting something repeatedly, so that's what they're doing. They'll beat them against... primitive will beat them against rocks or something where it just comes apart from the… But who figured that out? Who was like I love rice! Somebody who was hungry Yeah i guess How many things did they thrash It IS A BIG MYSTERY how does any of this stuff get to market I have no idea. It is amazing, things that you know i mean kids these days don't even know steaks come from a live animal like the cow well soon they wont yeah it'll be coming out of the laboratory Yeah No suffering for other species The lab workers are not living great life Well yeah For processors thats even worse thats the tail end of the job. Yeah, I mean what do you think they make an hour? A processor No Depends on where and what their nationality is Damn that's true Is it Hormel Where they just poison a bunch of people Okay Maybe cut that out i don't know They were jus accused Hormel Of crime Was in horm no Now Take That back What sausage company was Oh, the one recently. Yeah yeah Boar's Head That is it Boar head? Yeah They killed a few people They closed their plant in North Carolina There was roaches and all kinds of bugs And it was filthy Of course where are the USDA Where ares all this stuff that we pay taxes for I'm sure they're doing other stuff Everybody busy We don't have enough workers We don't have enough help, but... It's probably true. Those are probably accurate statements All these people They've probably cut the budget over the years Plus they're I mean Bors had their like well you're fine we gotta go deal with this Brazilian state company that just started up You know we got to do a deal with them Like that signal our agents Which is figure board said yeah They thought they were find And check some year ago But even though there roaches You know like Yes it was pretty bad Yeah And people died from eating it, and they'recalling all of it. It's directly proven? Yeah that came from there Well there is mold there too so There are mold everywhere I know But like Matt an'I know this if you go to get a public sub If you feel fancy You'll pay extra $179 Not anymore I'll have the cheap, healthy stuff. Yeah all the non-boards that whatever that is but probably didn't kill anyone today so gut health important Hey did you want to skip this one story? Which one The Attorney General Oh we could go through it You did skip It's interesting This woman Charity Clark who's like obviously in line to become attorney general, is running against Bob Maluga-Luga from Big Man on Campus. It was just like this old redneck with a three foot beard who doesn't even understand what the job is and it probably going to be close because everyone hates Vermont how Vermont handles criminals Right? I thought that wasn´true Yeah he not lawyer He barely citizen He's on the select board of Berlin, but he does it. The story is interesting if you see the picture of him because I mean looks like... But when out-control spending this position doesn't have anything to do with budget You don´t understand what a job is His whole thing was like Y'all are not prosecuting criminals So please that Yeah, she's concentrating on the internet suing META and all the kids vaping. Why don't you start throwing people in jail? Why don´t we build... I hate to sound like Republican Matt but We need more..I dont know what will be needed i this state More prisons or stricter laws maybe enforcing the laws Enforcning laws that would make a difference To me it is funny because And im biased cause of how he looks but if he was a clean-cut 35 year old dude, he'd probably win. It's almost like no one thought to even run against her but I think that there is real vulnerability because everyone i know what the hell going on with Vermont criminals? Right Here in Chittenden County especially What his name... His name is Charity Clark his name is what's Bama Lulu Troll no to you are e Nelson sure turr tour I think it store Nelson James Nelson so turn or a Berlin selectmen yeah I don't know who to vote for, what the fuck? Why not. Let's cause some chaos! What is worse... Yeah yeah Maybe bring him in for 4 years or whatever the term is and then get back to Is a state attorney running from re-election Sarah George There one person you would like against If can vot against her George I'll vote against Sarah George all right moving on yeah sorry for skipping that. Where are we then Matt? We're at the eating disorder oh um...yeah let'skip it okay boom see that glow you make one sound to respond multi-generational housing a project in Jericho I don't like that's the sound of this really. i thought you would housing well is more development of course it was a mean more sensible glow we can just kill people and We Can Forbid People From Breeding gave me look like try Me This Is Like A Like An Art Thing art village kind of thing. Okay Walkable artsy village center includes multi-generational housing studio and teaching spaces, gardens and retail It's at an old sawmill in Jericho Are they going to keep the mill? Old sawmill I don't know If it is older do we need keep it Do you think sawmill will come back No, it's just historical. Just like the little store down there that you've never paid attention to than what it used to be Why do I get blamed? That was a stray It didn't mean anything Snowflake Bentley Have you been there Nah Not been there But Paying attention Driven by him Like Never go There Come on That is not bad Anyway You made me think he was black guy No, I never said that. You did! Snowflake Bentley was a black guy who invented snowflakes No That guy is Brownington The Black Guy It's not That is Italian Wait minute come on Come on please Internet safety? One of the guys that wants to do this is one of the co-owners in Artisan Handcraft Gallery in Montpelier. Which I used deal with them at rest areas, they used have a display case They're pretty nice people Yeah! Why not? This isn't only way housing affordable If could get my mom or wife's parents do some kind of townhouse joint thing with us, where we're kind of together. That would make sense but- And live the way people used to live which was multigenerational Grandparents were always there It didn't exist anymore So like slowly building Like villages outside the castle Right Right? So it's just like, which is the peasants just living in these little multi generational hobbit holes. Meanwhile the royalty get to live in their lakeside condos Yeah I don't yeah Im all for this kind of thing you know if its a piece land that can be used for something sensible like this something at least good looking compared though shit You get in South Burlington, you know the... Y'all hate the condos in South Burlington so much. The two-star ghettoes over there and South Burlington but yeah why not? All right I was right Brownington Vermont is where Alexander Twilight Oh yeah he was like the first college educated American educator minister and politician He was recognized as the first African American to have earned a bachelor's degree from an American college or university graduating from Middlebury. Woohoo! Middlebury College in 1823 Sub Ivey Yeah, and it goes on... See? And he is from Brownington No yeah of course Alexander Twilight is Of course When you first told me about Snowflake Bentley And Matt, guys on my back on this. Somehow you made us believe that he was a black dude right? All right what the heck I'm fessing up i don't know if you meant to do it but like somehow the way you explained It maybe we thought of for some reason Well You know what If next time Your in Jericho So you stop down there, and first of all it's an old water mill. The way you know so you get to see old construction which is historic And should keep it but they also have now a gift shop It has like the little booths for all the different artists Vermont artist You can look around Is this stroller friendly? I think Yeah Yes Do want me say no Of course That was my excuse for everything I'll have to remember that, even if it's on the 5th floor. Yeah of course There has got to be an elevator right? Giant fat baby is not going throw your back out All right moving on Vermont only national park might expand Expand Oh that great i didn't know we had one I didn't know it was this. We've been there Oh, is that the one with the president? Marsh Billings Rockefeller That's the other one Woodstock Yeah How is that only national park in Vermont It crazy isn'it Yeah Where else would you have This all ski resorts Green Mountain National Forest But its not a national park What about Silver Lake or Silver Pond I don't know, Colchester Pond? Like around there. Something like just... Oh no! Yeah surprised that the Roosevelt was it No who was it The other Was the Lincoln What was their place That's in His son It is on Rue 7 Very expensive hoity-toity area Manchester Manchester? Yes, Manchester Vermont. And down there I was surprised that there is only one but it's good that its expanding They are going to take over the farm next door which under Vermont Preservation Society It will improve opportunities for education and recreation and historic preservation CGLO, this is the way it works right? One multi-generational housing thing opens up another park expands. Balance! We are in a state of balance here in Vermont Totally we're not overdeveloping at all No one could ever accuse us of doing that You would think the national... you know what It's National Historic Park Forest I mean there are all kinds category so it's kind of gets kind of confusing but I would think it where President Coolidge was. Now that should be, thats got to on a national something right? Yeah probably It is kind- Its on the list im sure Historic sites But its not park No idk what this You couldn't make in parking The you know I don't know. How, okay so how long until we don' care about Coolidge anymore? We're getting pretty close right like- Yeah i think about that Because because Who Elvis Like no one gives A fuck About Elvis No Like Graceland Dump Or Roy Orbison Nobody thinks about that guy anymore. Oh my god, when I was a teenager i fucking loved Roy Orbison His voice is incredible Like Roy Orbison and Buddy Holly were like in my rotation with like Snoop Dogg and Wu-Tang They're great they are great but yeah Royorbsin That dude does not get his shine His voice? Are you kidding me Really...I don'think anybody cares about any presidents older than FDR and even he did it well like Washington we still care about yeah I guess that's true but like you have to have done something Like Coolidge, what was his big deal? He took over from Harding when he died. Okay And they didn't really do anything i mean wasn' t...He is not up there in the top 10...I don''think Coolidge or Harding are Top 20 Harding is in the bottom five. He's like down there with Trump and James Buchanan And our other president too, that came from Vermont Who was the other guy? Chester Arthur I was hoping you were going to say Ed Obama Just a start up No Chester Arthur Yeah he didn't do much either Nothing there Had handsome beard though Yeah But like I can imagine what Coolidge looks lik I think when imagine Coolidge, imagine Truman. Maybe the collar a little higher It's more like that 1920s look He was tall and thin Because we had Wilson He wa tall and thin also with glasses Coolidge before Wilson After? And then before Hoover Yes See When did Truman come in The 50ies right after the 40s. Roosevelt died in 44, 45? Right after he was elected and then Truman became president and then in 19...he decided not to run In 1952 against Eisenhower Adlai Stevenson ran So anyway And that's President´S Corner The most We went to that Coolidge thing it wa s pretty cool But the most interesting part of that tour was the whole thing was when he became vice president, The town had no phone. There were not phones in that town Barely electricity To this day It's pretty remote anyway So they set up a phone into store There was a little store there, right by Coolidge's place. By his home and barn So the night Harding died they called that phone to let Coolidge know and the people in the store didn't know how answer their phones They di-they dindn'know what Right? Something like that Yeah something like they're just looking at each other going Well wait minute Where so then nation knew The president before They President knew he was president Right, a reporter had to come drive to that town. Probably on horse That was 1920 so this probably had... A couple of flat tires Railroad But the reporter has come from nearby town that have western union And he came and told Coolidge By way you're president now Do you think they did like once in month? Like, hey you're president now. What? Just kidding! But why was he up here?! Why wasn't he like out fighting for presidency Because vice presidents did absolutely nothing back then Still What do they now Yeah I don' t know maybe it was this summer break Summer Went back to the farm To some haying Summer love That's it Happens so fast Thats is He still a working farmer Well Right He was actually an educator, I think. No he was a lawyer down in Boston Northampton New Hampshire Because there's the thing The plaque right by our really favorite hotel Oh Massachusetts Northampton Mass So whatever It is one of those New Hampshire Massachusetts What it the difference? Anyone listening to this podcast knows that we're like close enough podcast We are not like Like getting facts straight We're in New England. Gloka just said, Madrid! She got it pretty close right? But yeah right by the Hotel Hampton there's a plaque there and it says that where he learned I think go his education was lawyer but then when he became president thinking...I don't know can remember that timetable Back them being A lawyer Was jus like Pretty easy Compared to now Back then you'd be like, but did you do it? I get it. You're like ah! Got him Like...I mean feel like he just had to a little bit smarter than the dumbest person Now And actually maybe until this day Vermont still has where yo can become lawyer by not going To law school That's everywhere If pass the bar Yeah Just passed The bar Really Yeah Yo don't have Have go Law School if Pass T Bar In any state Think so Thought It was It's not just Vermont that you can learn as an apprentice. Definitely, I got hired by a guy in California who did not go to law school He passed the bar and barely spoke English How did he pass the ba? Was it in English or was is his foreign language If you study something enough You kind of get the sense There are ways like study where Just like Not my brain Maybe bars aren't for u The lawyer life is not for you. It's not So speaking of law, Matt should we build a new women prison? Yes I agree Yeah Yeah, the one that you two asked for directions. I go yes by the prison It's not always been a womens' prison either used to be it was regular South Burlington jail i think now its women prison but 50 years old like they say in winter time there is places that don't get heat and summer time hot people who work there I don't like it. Yeah, and...I'm kind of like Don´t steal shit then? You know Is that too cruel just to be lik Oh well If you Sorry tha prison isn' comfortable Well i think the What they want They envision is a It's place to Actually get these women You know Help Some skills Som skills That makes sense That what needs To do I think that's part of what we have in the judicial system now is, yeah. But when i hear this there isn't enough natural lighting or fresh air Well it a prison There isnt enough natural lighting and fresh air at my office Yeah It does sound little... What was the word? Can´ts think about You are English guy Well don' know Mind reader I know English doesn't mean that's the word you're thinking of! A little bougie? Bougie. What is that, what is bougie No no guess wrong Bougies are like fancy pants Hmm...Bougies Are we done with this or aren'we going to Yeah Unless you want talk about something Build a prison. You got something to say? Sounds like you do! I'm just coming up with ideas, you know... What should we be doing in the prison Wouldn't it great sort of like back again In elementary school where you learn Things like sewing and cooking Girls weren' t allowed but The girls were forced take those other two And boys had shop Good shop Could we teach these women non-gendered skills? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah! All of it you know... Why not?! Sounds good Auto mechanic or whatever Carpenter Skills that i wish had You know Some carpentry skills Have them set up When they get out of prison They go to work with somebody That is already You definitely have To incentivize people Like hire felons Because Because I'm just guessing there's not a lot of......I guess the rate of felons showing up is less than non-felon rate, consistently. Maybe wrong? Felony is almost anything these days isn't it ? No! The opposite ! A felony like.... But that includes drugs as well Even like marijuana wasn' that at one time If you were selling Yeah Yeah, it's really willy-nilly like what the felony like you'd be surprised. That is a felony but that is not? I don't know Maybe we should somebody edit the list Write these things down! Glo You got bad dog over here And the Bad Dog Owner What are talking about A dog Moose is out of control. The dog's name is Moose? Yeah, and he attacking people and dogs that That not good my gosh lety park That right here pretty close in a new north end I ended up the hospital 65 pound male brindle mix Oh boy That might mean something to you Yeah it means It got that kind weird the fur, it doesn't. Brindle! It's probably got a little pit bull in it The brindle Remember there was A person like that at Centennial Woods All those years I used to walk dogs ther There was still little memorial To the dog than was torn into pieces by this other dog there. Yeah, I actually knew the person Well one thing you don't want to do is You don' t want your dog The mayor'sister was part of this group that got a hold on whoever and said that his dogs are out-of control So he gotta little Actually it i s like Prosecutor Dog And Mayor Sister living in same street There just like ホイディ・トゥオデュー、 少しブージュのようなものだった。 そこにある新ノルタンで飼っていた犬を見つけた場所かも知れないけど… そうですよ! このお店はフランクリングカウントダックスから来ている警察署が管理してるんです これらには最近発表されています あとちょっと前まで探したんだけれど それぞれ狩猟者さん達がこの犠牲人へ入り込まれた じゃあそっちでも放置できないと思う もちろんね こんなことする必要なんじゃない? I had to do it. It's really... So you had a dog like that? Yeah, and then i rescued Well one thing this dog was just attacking people but is attacking other dogs Well this yeah Same here And the woman has an off leash all the time stuff You know She should be put down From what Im seeing she isn't in any good shape either Oh now we're shaming I first read this story on a Reddit, someone's like Ah she got attacked at Letty Park and they were describing the situation And apparently the woman had her dog off leash Which in this dog is known to attack people Attacked this dogs person jumped in Attacked that person The woman threw couple napkins of guy It was like you're fine No She walking off He said call an ambulance She said You'r fine Just walked up Oh my god She should be put down. I mean, clearly she's a garbage person Yeah definitely Should be held accountable for that Too bad there was dog involved But it is the way it Alright last thing We got new great Vermont corn maze What shape this time? It looks like...I don't quite understand what this Up there in Danville or West End It's in Danville, yep. Oh yeah we did this one The Great Vermont Corn Maze They always do a shape but this one I can't make out what it is There it the frog over here to the left and big arrows so that way you can see the rest oh there are more frogs down here at bottom Yeah And um... That about'it So like frogs on lily pads? Could be Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah I see the lily pad there This looks like it could take you a whole day if you're lucky to get out of here Right? This is bigger than i remember It's really big Must be getting bigger That 5000 visitors per year Its pretty amazing Check this out The corn path always has some unexpected surprises Tunnels Bridges A boat And neon light indoor mini maze Oh, man. They've really got a little fancier than it used to be People bring snacks and boots It's crazy Yeah Do you know Mazda also has one right over here in Colchester? They have corn maze but the corner looks short Corn maze you can see over the top There's the exit. Left, right left right straight we're there Well even this guy said that it is usually 12 feet tall but this year it was 10 feet tall because of too much rain Hmm isn'that interesting Alright y'all ready for a break? Yep Alrigh got some hip hop from Nate Rennesmas featuring Art Marreira The song Is Accolades Check it out. Natsuhi Harumura Pathetic in theory, the physical realm is appearing imperative Wearing a feeling of fear and an narrative error No longer the yearly inherited terrors or loves You cannot get with the program Everything's already R-rated Fevering off in our romance Weekend alive but you're all faded Weave us some bombin' on fluids to keep It all coolanted comic collected I'm sorry, Miss Lewis. 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So Vermont elementary school children mistakenly eat THC gummies. This is right down the road to Edmonds Yeah, who leaves a bag of gummies? So... A couple scenarios here Scenario 1 Parent or older brother Or someone Had bags and left them Kid walked in and said I'll take these for my friends That's one scenario Scenario two, one of these little Edmund Hood rats knew exactly what they were doing. Swiped a bag of gummies knew what they were passed them out to their friends and then played dumb Because they're claiming the kids are claiming They found package edibles near school when he got off bus Who does that? That's why I'm wondering Yeah Stoners right Yeah, of course you're dealing with stoners. But who drops their bag of gummies and then doesn't come back for it? A stoner Yes Yeah that's up but I think one these little Edmund Hood rats Jacked a bag o' gummies from an older brother or parent Someone giving them out Or selling them Kids eat buncha gummies like They just quiet right Or giggly. Yeah, because gummies are only indica which is... I believe so there's no sativa If you know of sativa gummies please email Matt Hit up the show It is Indica which it more relaxing In a couch So these kids are just blissed out watching Little Mermaid over the hell they're watching these days. Like, like just that's fine like no there was no foul here This is maybe they learned something Maybe it can be one half gummy on every school lunch tray Maybe a teacher left them in their I mean She wanted him to have just give her break i wonder if these were like kids who are always getting In trouble at school Are They The ones who found We don't have their record, we don' t have their permanent record. Alright moving on! South Burlington got 5 bus drivers amid a nationwide shortage That's good You know how they got it? How did they get them ? They paid for iem Oh look at that ! Where do you payed em Matt Let see... There is something in this article I can find Yeah, that was the big approved salary increases for drivers in the district and more applications began rolling in. So they're not letting us know? No but obviously it must be pretty good if suddenly they get all these people I'm guessing at least 25 an hour probably That's what am thinking Is this a 8-hour day is my question I don'think so. You would think it'd be more like a four-hour day, maybe? So what are they doing in the other hours...like hitting the bar?! Like what do you do...? In between! Drop them off at school into morning Hit that bar But seriously like It's tough gig because What else could you to Right The lunch lady Definitely retiree job I think somebody just needs something to do, you know. And it sounds like we're just guessing $25 but if they make a hundred dollars per day pretty good for... Yes But its tough to like Okay maybe this will tire you because your working early in the morning and then the afternoon It's not like four straight hours Its kind of broken up In way that is little bit intrusive in your social life unless you're maybe like I do the morning gig, hit the gym have lunch or coffee with a buddy and that's time to hit the afternoon gig and then i'm done over happy hour. And like thank you guys make sense Yeah yeah well don't really be interested never knew how they get paid how many hours they work Do You think kids on The bus are better Or worse now? I think they're better. Probably They all have their headphones on That's true It was super quiet They probably didn't even acknowledge that they were on a bus Comparatively quiet to what, you know... Back in the day Just hellscape of noise There were crimes happening Right Full-on assault was happening at my buss So I would imagine him and that probably makes the job even better you don't have to deal with Would you call those rats from hoodrats? Hoodrats from Edmonds Edmonds hoodrat Good for South Burlington but yeah 90% of all District school districts around the country have shortages. But let's do the math real quick, Let say they're offering them 20 Let just say for example No one is biting They bumble to 25 They got 5 people So it is five people twenty-five extra hours per day at I'making myself crazy so essentially$425 dollars per day, per week it would be. I'm talking about the difference between 20 and 25 so it's an extra 5 bucks a day 500 bucks week versus not having buses right isn't it better to have this makes common sense this pays people meanwhile they got like three pair educators in a class right like bumping into each other to like check little Susie's homework and they're making 100 grand year well no they'r e nothing but yeah but then there are none necessary is what I'm saying anyway good for you South Burlington more bus drivers we'd love to see it. Walmart is planning to upgrade in Rutland, not much upgrading going on in Rutland isn't? Well I don' know the new mayor We like the new mayor Oh that's right we like them Mayor but they're moving downtown In a Diamond Run mall which sounds like this shadiest mall of all time Diamond run Diamond ru ohh remember that That''s way out there at the very end of downtown Rottling on Route 7, so it's kind of a spot that you know. I think i stopped there once If someone came to my house and asked where did you get this weed? They'd be like Diverland That is legit That place that people would probably buy drugs Yeah lot people are still against Why Because its Walmart Yeah Well give tha up Right It an Anger store I mean, that's the kind of store thousands of people go to. Yeah but it kills other stores Kills them Like downtown if there are any little boutique-y type stores Well is there any other places where you can get meat and sheets? And sheets Bedsheet Bedsheet probably not Yeah Yea because this is superstore So you can get meets and sheet And get your eyes checked. Your hair cut? And your hair cut! So where are the Walmarts in... There's a Walmart in Williston, obviously Rutland Is there one at St Albans Yes Newport I think They like the Canadian traffic That makes sense Yeah, at one time I guess the one here in before the one in St. Almond's was built The on here was 1 of busiest store In my home town It is like Wal-Mart lore Yeah it could be This actually a busy stores But we had Before COVID There were huge traffic Of Canadians That would come down and shop Here but now there are One more At Saint Almond Which even closer You ever go to Walmart at Wollaston? Oh yeah. It's depressing, it is really depressing I mean i hate to like judge people but like Yeah man Its like You can't help but judge And when you walk in and your just damn Like you jus feel Okay an dlike t has that Walmart smell Which s hard o describe But if ever walked into a Walmar they all have the same smel Then your like Okay im n walmart now An there are j people llik Just big p pl broken people. A lot of broken people, a lot of like people limping and like they're not go-carts really but hover around kind things yeah it's just tough wheelchairs? No! They drive around all those things they have them in the grocery stores Yeah And there is even motor so they don't do anything other than jus push button What you want me to She wants to make them. They're like Flintstones, there's just holes in the floor It is a place full of the broken I went there the other day because were going have big storm and didn't have flashlights so Should we go buy some? They're in a case. They're in the case?! A flashlight is IN the cases! Yes, like socks are In the cases So I had to goto some dude First of all he was like where's The flashlights He said 31 When at thirty one It was wrong Came back and Did you say thirty one Because it wasn't super clear Maybe maybe And when Said forty-one Or maaybe Five Mumbled Six Morning and he's like come with me, and he walks in at like 45. I'm close! He was right here Okay cool can you unlock it? That one You got to go get someone What are we doing Unbelievable Really It is that bad This guy came over Which one Like that One Here Go They open early In the morning Open 6 No kidding Oh, my gosh. Why? I can just imagine those people who have that shift... Well why are they not 24 hours...? Nothing is 24 hours in Vermont drives me crazy No kidding It's anybody who has come from New Jersey and is looking for a diner Forget it They close at 6 Well l'm looking for something like 4am Or 5 am Like When get done with the gym And want to buy something before go home But like Got wait until six What about Price Chopper They don't open till six Really 24 hours a day? 24 hours. I don'think so, but it's probably more the answer than that Yeah man death of twenty four hours We roll up to the towns at six o'clock here in Vermont It feels like it Is weird too like explain my wife who is from South Korea From Seoul To be like She said why this place not open At noon on Monday Monday? I'm like, no. Restaurants don't open until four sometimes Yeah don' t check their website because it's usually wrong It s wrong All right moving on Brattleboro Park is closed to allow for spraying of an invasive plant Get this glow The Japanese knotweed Which one is that now That probably a weed that looks like knot And when you look at goes, no I won't do it. Not me! He goes...I am not a weed!! So you have some rant about Asian invasive species but You're being pretty chill about it though Yeah well there'so many other ones too Yeah we had one around here they were putting signs for There still are something mostly falling into the pile of leaves but it's a swallowtail or something. It has vines, and I showed the neighbor back here so the one that really twists all around... You just go there is no way to really get rid of it? Nope once you spread your done So have been trying keep because Do they boil water and put on there Or something like that No don't forget And also other plants are aroun Sure so it's not like... Gotta break a few eggs. Alright, moving on Michigan University is going to open the dental school in Vermont No Wait minute we already have one That used to be Vermont Technical College What is now? It isn't Vermont Technical Colleges part of the Vermont University system Now Right So The college system whatever Is So that's interesting. Michigan University? Michigan... University of Detroit Mercy School of Dentistry Sounds legit Where is it going to be The school is now in talks To place the center In an existing Colchester building What about the old one over here On Williston by five corners I mean not five corner by the TAPS corners, but it happened. I wonder if they're still going? And i stopped going there just a few years ago But man they were great for the longest time Of course It took you two whole days to get your teeth cleaned Bernie Sanders hopes that these young dentists will come here study fall in love with this state and never leave and he'll operate classrooms and a public dental clinic for qualifying Medicaid patients. Oh, you have to be Medicaid patient? You can't just be somebody like me... Some cheap person on the street Exactly We'll take any hood off the street Gotta earn your keep I love that Bernie's like Maybe they'l fall in love with this state It was lik yeah but maybe they can afford A house Bernie Yeah it seems beautiful But i cant afford To live here That is actual problem Although if your dentist You probably could afford I mean, starting off with Greg has a bunch of student loans to be fair. So... Well Sanders and Welch got 4 point 6 million dollars in federal funding towards the project Peter Welches quoted as saying''I was also at this event'' Yeah That's it He wants everyone to know that he was there Have we talked about thi food truck beansies? I don'think so. It's like a Vermont staple that, like just completely missed 80th season? Where Right by the police station Yes! That has been there forever and i never stopped there And you have Yeah It was just Michigan hot dog They got chicken nuggets Can be tha bad Been around I'm curious if it's good, or just cheap. Is it like right price right place? If remember nothing fancy It is like going to Al French Fries There are lines and you build anticipation My burgers okay my shake okay still not like blown away. All right, well Misey's Gananya 80 years that is hard to do for 80th season one season a year two seasons Yeah they only did it in summer Then if was like sitcom or something So is all one family? Or something I don'think these people bought It while back Its got too many hands its run by the handys now We dont know Like everything else down there Moving on Matt you put this On here Vermont has a rules for the way you should eat apple pie. Right, you're supposed to have... Oh get throw it against the wall Cheddar not even just cheese cheddar Cheddar I would assume And vanilla ice cream Cheddar and vanilla ice cream? Really An then we can all just have great diarrhea afterwards That sounds terrible Actually I could see why it would taste really good. Why? Because you got sweet and salt, you got the sweet of the apple pie and then you have a salty cheese And then ice cream is just... More sweet A little more to add You're supposed at least half ounce Of chees Can i shred or something How much does half ounce Usually melted What do think about halve ounces Only cheese man Don't know It's jus melted on top Yes, I guess you could shred it. Why not? Yeah Think just have a little cube of cheese on the side and then you choose as to how much apple You want mix with your cheese Where they melt it right on top Really haven't seen that how did this practice Comments existence like sometimes Weird food thing like oh is back in the Depression era We didn'y have anything so we did this This is adding stuff, so it's like the opposite. I have no idea what it was Probably some old Vermont farmer had a piece of cheese and an apple pie They look good together You ever eat cheese like Randall? My grandpa that how he ate his apple pi Had cheese on him Massachusetts Williamstown Is this good for your gut health Does this balance the gutt health What would they say about these Well, they say that you should eat fruit first because it digests quicker. Because if you eat protein and then you'll be fruit on top of the protein than i will just sit there and kind off sitting around cause gas I guess but It's a fart in Vermonters But its okay to Eat melon after You A regular Proteins meal Bu t Because for some reason even though Melons are still Fruit but it's a melon, and that makes the difference. I don't know......I can believe that still remember all this crap that is- Sorry too early for the scumbag map But this isn'a scummy story Sorry Golo Scumbags map you have Apple pie The official pie of Vermont These apples back here they are just They're best apple ever Well You saw They got pile other day All the apples like kind of just scavenge out there in the back wash we mixed the almond stuff with The apple pie was pretty good. Yeah, almond stuff and protein see you cheese at a yeah it's A New England thing definitely Massachusetts cheese on apple pi vomit Apple on pizza vomit or P Or a pineapple on pizza. Well, that's fine No no That is the double vomit It is Hawaiian I don'think have ever had apple But maybe Yeah You have? We went to Northeast kingdom over there Oh yeah Pie thing Really weird place And you were like pushing for apple On pizza What Sure Why not Because it gross Gross That why I don't even know what pizza is anymore. Me neither, you know anything well American flatbread What the hell does that mean? Flatbread pizza come on it's the same thing Yeah but American flat bread isnt thats not good You dont like is the one downtown super expensive for a square pizza But its no really pizzas Its flap bread right It like better get right If they pull out of oven 1 second too late Your crunching on burnt flap breads And they don't ever say like, sorry. We burnt the fuck out of this that you put on your table Well yeah But at least you get to see the fire in open pit there and wood fired oven You can go there and have a beer Their beer is pretty good Actually we've done Yeah Theirs is pretty goo Pizza or flatbread They always have good beers selection Yeah Oh, and they even have a fireplace in the other room by the bar that's been moved. That is why I am stuttering...I can't remember now They changed the bar Remember? The location of it And i don' think its same nice really old-fashioned It used to be really old Yeah..i dont know Anyway still good But yeah flatbread Same thing Pizza You know, my mother always said it's all macaroni. And it is when you look at pasta what just because cut in different shapes I agree Pasta Is all macaroni like my mother said She had some wisdom she did All right shifting gears Vermont regulators have stopped accepting new retail cannabis applications or they will next month Oh, you better get yours in now. Just missed it Matt The market has been flooded Yes Especially in Burlington Yeah Well how many just downtown like around There's 10 I think 10? There is that little alley there by where Red Square bar Yeah we have an alley Is that what its called No It was brilliant Because Im sure stays open till 2 o'clock too You know because people jus walk over there and buy a joint So there's no restrictions on time, like bars? I don't know. That is a good question Because you know bars are usually closing at 12 Well it is actually 21 prospective retailers right now in the applications so there ares 21 more being processed Yeah they're going to cut off after that Have you noticed prices going down for competition I have no idea because i get everything at the dispensary where don't have to pay that 20% tax and can get stuff more powerful than you can at the store. Where is a twenty percent Tax going? Good question Like, like we track That like are they Like We fixed A thousand More potholes this year Because of This Tax Maybe it's going in James Peppers pocket Motherfuckin' James Pepper, that grin goofball. There's more than a dozen actually in Burlington The reason why is because South Burlington doesn't have any They voted against it Keep all the lowlifes over here in Burlington They don''t have to deal with them over there When I went to Colorado my boys were like Oh, I'm not a weed guy. My wife was like oh we'd weed and the place where were staying was Colorado Springs Like the one town in Colorado that's not tha weed So just go over there and get it We drive 20 minutes Yeah so i guess Yep they've got enough They're gonna look at It And see You know Wonder if any of them have gone out Of business with you know Some must have There must be someone who Was like early on Had A great idea was really motivated, but doesn't have the managerial aptitude. I wonder how... Well that's part of it But wonder how many are actually making money Because i don' think the traffic is all that How do you stand out? That what am saying Yeah Do you Cause we all have pretty much the same products Yeah You would think Right Was there one liquor store per town in Vermont No No, I think it's more of a license. You have to buy the license But there is not alot No there is not allot Very expensive licenses Yeah but its one or two per town Right Like in practicality that what maybe this should be Yeah It will end up as some Canadian conglomerate Hi Matt The Great Wood Project has bought Goddard College I did not read this, so... They want to make Goddard College a legit college? Designed to foster connection and cali- Caliburbor? Calla... Oh, I'm kidding. Collaboration! The residence will incorporate intergenerational living with generous community spaces for education recreation and collaboration Sorry One of its founders include Chris Pratt Former Goddar Forestry Instructor Not the actor Or the kid i grew up with Named Chris Pratt Well good Im glad that you're gonna use it So it's not developers. How do these people have money? Who are they, like what is their deal how are these people... They're trying to raise money and I don't know who they Yeah how much a forestry instructor Former forestry instructor Oh and whose family name is on the college Elliot Pratt center so he comes from money But not that much Right I don't know. That was a glib confirmation, she does not get it Alright last thing Judge dismisses Senator's lawsuit over Education Secretary interim appointment That was today So How to say this without sounding like sexist but Remember we thought that thing one was hired because she is some pretty blonde or whatever Like, I don'think that's why she was hired. Let me put it that way Every photo of her makes sure is very unflattering since then i think she just a regular looking person This fine Yeah And price shouldn' t focus on her appearance But yeah So they dismissed the lawsuit We'll see what happens Next Have not heard for doing anything crazy No Right so we will See There really has been nothing about her She's that one thing which I agreed with, she was like cracking down on some out of control district. Which makes sense but other than that......I think she is just some lady who came up from Florida for a career advancement and then she'll probably be out here in two or three years and go somewhere else That it? Alright! Time for break The music is from Some Vermont rock'n roll This band Tiger Strike This song Sundering Before I grieve unsaid, Closed in at the door And cut to the front of a line Even if it takes my swords and knives Now that i sit here slack jaw wondering Have we reached the sundering? Now that is sick this lack joe wondering Have you reached sunder now Yeah, I sit here slack-jaw wondering Have we reached the sun? Now i sit here slack jaw wondering Have we reached the sun ring Now! We're back! It's time for America favorite segment where we run down the worst people in Vermont. The hoodrats The ne'er-do wells The Boscoes Matt? Bosco...the scumbag Matt Alright, Scumbag Matt takes us to New York New York. Vermont man arrested in New York after crashing his car into a parked car and two boats With the kid in the car, by-the way Well... I mean he's got to get your kids around somehow Yeah He was driving drunk In case that wasn't clear when you hit cars and 2 boats That is quite That score Yes It has some points Wait wait Wait a minute, wait. Where's the boats? Aren't boats in water They just happen to be parked on the street or what Or is the car in water that he hit Oh could it It could have been Could've been Says parked boats What does that mean I don' know Guess if you're In water You are moored But If your out land Your parked He had park car and road sign And then rolled over hitting two Park Boats This story needs a diagram, which we don't have. Thank you WCAX Two passengers Shortly after midnight as new father First of all why is your kid awake after midnight? You should both be asleep and cherish it Are you driving I mean, i'm assuming drugs are involved right? Yeah. It was trying to get some drugs or something Meet me down at the marina Right In Morristown New York Two passengers and one was a two year old Two year old after midnight He's probably asleep so Well still it is kind of this You just really risk the lives of these children That doesn't occur when you're drunk You're tweaking. All right, here'something that might not occur to you To break into a food pantry A place that would give you food If you just ask them during the right time This is in St Albans Victor Velez 41 broke into Martha community kitchen I mean Maybe he didn't like the hours Maybe... He was like Fuck! One egg for this pie I'm not going to buy a whole dozen for one egg. Actually, now they're calling them unhoused individuals Well that gives them even more reason to get there when it's open instead of having smash it when its closed These are lack-of time tabling This guy has had more than 20 contacts with the police this year so he looks like a very sincere fella right or completely vacant i'm not sure moving on keeping in st albans historic clerk says she was robbed at knife points clerk south main grocery installment sold wcx she was robbed someone came and threatened her with two knives the old double knife I got a little thunder, lightning. What do you want? Around 6am When are you robbing the store at six am All your getting is $150 Yeah but what are you getting She's probably there for something very specific Oh she managed to open the cash register You're not gettin' much But also Probably no resistance If i'm clerk in gas station at 6am you walk in with one knife. Just tell me you have a knife, I'm like the door's open! Whatever you want don'take my cards but take this stuff What do ya think? 150 bucks probably That is what we got in there on the starting day receipts Do u think after one knife The clerk was like, come on. Then the second knife came out and they were like okay! You mean business? Now we're talking all right take it all take it all Seems like an over-knifing Yeah I told you that story about my buddy who worked in tha convenience store down at Florida A guy came with a knife Threatened him So he pulled his gun out Shot him Literally brought our knife Like To the gunt fight They clerk shot them Clerk shot them yeah and he was not did not face any charges nope it's for a Florida all right stinking in St. Albans police say they were able to stop of burglary before the perpetrators finished the job police officers run foot patrol really like that Wow cops on the beat cops on the beat around 4 30 a.m that's A great idea That is amazing, four thirty and they're out walking the beat These two guys were maybe what? I don't know Trist You know what i'm saying like Were they walking The Beat Were they skipping The Beat What was happening on On Beats They saw something suspicious going on in This store from scratch From South Main Street And stepped In Wha Was Suspicious Do you think Maybe Maybe they saw lights were flickering or something like that, you know. Well it's just very unusual that they were walking the beat at 430 in the morning Which... Yeah And together But then That is probably a good idea For safety Yeah sure for safety Police arrested and charged Nathan Rob Toy That is his name Tony Brace Possession of burglary tools Unlawful mischief Resisting arrest Wait, you can get arrested for possessing burglary tools? If you're in the process of burglarizing something. Like what is a hammer as burglary tool You can I mean yeah if especially if you have record like B&E What do they have like Slim Jim Like what's their burglary tools Yeah good question Could be big screwdriver Big hammer I don't know a mallet like Are you playing to rob the cartoon? Tony doesn''t look very happy in the picture Um, i dont see the picture on my phone. See just from scratch Deli grill bakery sounds like it's pretty cool place would be well justs couple officers out just Patrolling the beat, just two dudes doing the beat at 4.30am Just two dudes beating it up Is there even a sidewalk or anything around ther? Just patrolling Pounding pounding on to be pavement Bouncing on pavement It's just 2 dudes walking around Alright Moving On Vermont officer pleads not guilty To aggravated assault over jaywalk This guy really put the hammer. I mean, the cops saw the body camera footage and they dropped charges against this guy because he got really beat up for jaywalking Wait a minute... He got beat by police officer? For JAYWALKING?! Uh-huh The cop told him to stop but then said fuck you Cops don't love that Unrelated, did you see the Tyreke Hill video of him getting arrested? Yeah a little bit. That was like real Rorschach test of do you like cops He's wide receiver for Miami Dolphins Does that make him big No Not really big but he was driving Lamborghini Oh my god Cause on his way to stadium Stadium is in the background Of video about getting arrested Right Okay He's going to work. Yeah, To play football? But the cop stopped him The cop stopped him Then you know the guy is like Tyree Keele is like just give me a ticket For what why did they stop hi Just speeding Um well it was not speeding It wa Reckless Perception of speeding You know there something weird And he said alright cool man Just giv I'll pay Like just give Me A ticket Then cops didn't Like his attitude and put His window up While The cop went back to the car, the cop came back. I said put your winder down and he puts it down He's like''I'm pretty famous like i don'think you want this Like give me the ticket Like oh You know Let''s just go And They come Get out of Anyway Like Im obviously biased,i dont lik police officers very much and have not good interactions So cops get them out They got him on ground handcuffing all thi stuff Then other people watch a video they're li ke should have just gotten ou d n complied It s That's not a rule, you don't have to be nice to cops. I think there is somewhere Well unwritten there is but like You actually have To nice police officers Like if the cops isnt giving your license You can say here it Is go fuck yourself right? Okay and they really cant do anything Well yeah They shouldn' But they will As long as your complying Yeah Anyway Wow Id think that this Not first time This guy has gotten suspended For stuff like This This police officer? George Johnson Yeah, I mean you don't get... Nobody deserves to get beat up and tased Oh man! The footage shows Johnson taking down the man using pepper spray A taser Striking the victim with a taser And punching him It's like The next thing is shooting him Like it was escalating If you pepperspray someone in Taso and they're not going down That' s So the prosecutors when they saw this, they didn't like that. One prosecutor called it a George Floyd concerning Yeah I like cops less and less i've always gotten along with them but don' trust him at all anymore yeah Like if cop was here probably liked them But cops like The general idea of cops That makes any sense Yeah They can all Moving on I was stopped before a suspect arrested for stabbing man in Burlington's Battery Park. Think i saw this somewhere else Police found the man bleeding at Battery Park Two homeless guys,I guess Homeless would unhouse them They fight each other over toothbrush We just share it right? Some sort of beef I don't know. The unhoused still have romantic entanglements and things like that, they still have like... Yeah i'm trying to think of in my regular life why would stab someone? But people are just insane out there And who knows a person might've stolen something from him out of his tent or whatever I don't know. Yeah, but to resolve it by stabbing somebody... That's where you and l and you know better than go that far We'd walk away before we stabbed somebody Right Unless you're defending yourself But it doesn' t say anything about this guy was defending himself Aml being stabbed at? Yeah Even if punched he would probably stab someone Just because, you never know. It's just a crazy world out there and I'm... You know? It just getting worse and worse And there is nothing anybody can do about it How we down town last week At like 5pm to go Farmhouse Grill Then was 8 then walk back in the car No man Is not comfortable I wasn't like in fear for my life or anything, don´t get me wrong. It's just kind of like why am i... Why would come here and put myself into a situation where even if it is little bit uncomfortable when could be anywhere else and feel 100% comfortable And this was why woul anyone come down here When you go buy some fucking bag made out the sailboat sale You know what? What do we doing down here Right It didn't really make any sense. Yeah, I mean they gotta clean those garages... They are disgusting! They've been in need of that for a long time and now they really need it That's the first thing people see You're walking up the stairs And you're going ugh There is some heroin addict sitting there Everything is peeling and rusting Who knows what has been going on Half the time they're closed, the stairs. They are? Yeah they got them open and always doing something We parked on a street I won't even go into an elevator there anymore Even though there's like window way out to The street where everybody can see you but still You get murdered As your begging on that window A homeless person stabbing you from behind It looks like some Hitchcock movie Anyway, moving on. Police investigating a Rutland shooting that left one man injured The police say just before noon they were called to report of the shooting on Library Avenue Another beef But this is gun Boy you get shot in the chest and your still alive You're pretty lucky Did he have jacket? Bullet proof Jacket He says I came outside to light up a cigarette and I heard these pop sounds like gunshots and hear the guy screaming,''I've been shot. l've been shot.'' They saw the car pull out And take off down The road Old-fashioned drive by Yeah Don't get that very often anymore Anymore? No That was big thing in Tthe 90s Yeah Drive bys Used be real big Really You just start buying Shoot somebody Yea Shoot off A house You slow down Slow down You want to hit the target, right? Yeah. Because we're not good shooters but there's five of us and we're all shooting at the same target so... We are going him something Do you know drive-bys in Jersey I don't know You were in Middlesex Oh yeah Yes that was a Middlesex That is right They shoot moose Clap clap Someone rolls up on horse loaded musket No, you're fine in middle sex. Paulette triple murder suspects extradition could take over a month He waived his extradition When I see this guy's face i just think guilty So who did this dude kill? He killed hi father His step mother and And step brother Did they all deserve it No, I read an article maybe this morning that the guy who did the killings people have been concerned about his mental health for the last couple of years and in fact a woman who is stepmother that he killed was afraid to be alone with him because it was kind crazy I see now that he killed a 13-year old stepbrother, which is obviously never cool. But maybe the family was abusing him or something? Who knows right now... There's reason to kill your parents but this wasn't it He is just insane And then he says''I went out for walk and came back my family wasn''t all fine Like they're gonna believe that It' s weirdest thing Usually lived with his mother over in New York But she was scared of him or she was just... But he's there for the weekend. Oh, man! You know you let your kid come home for that weekend and it kills ya? Just another insanity People were afraid o' em When I wasn't God man These weren'' kids that knew very well It like tangential but like A friend a fried Was staying at this kids house In like Middle schooler first year high school He stayed in thi guys house In the middle of the night, so this guy is staying at like let'say Bill is staying at John house. John wakes up and kills his entire family he was like a 14 year old Wait And then goes back to sleep His friend Bill left asleep? He didn't kill hi friend And slept through whole thing I don' know how morning went but it wake him Woke up. He's like you got to go or something like that And then like later he found out that like this guy killed his entire family while was asleep My god, what was hi beef? You know I don't again Like a friend of my friend kind issues Lik eI don' t really know what thi s kid beef Mean the kid bullied at school I did not bully him, but i know he was bullied um don't know what else like probably something happening that yeah it's atypical as far as brainwaves and shit like that sad story yeah man sometimes you should just Like It is unpredictable Right? There are no Yeah. No We're watching the Melendez thing on Netflix Oh man Yeah Those monsters Yeah, they were just really... Just some evil dudes. The father was too but in the mother there all were so they were They weren't getting like assaulted or something Like what was happening to them? There wasn a reason for them We haven''t got that part yet But I think it'som sexual abuse Remember he had his father putting cinnamon on food at first but then he got tired of it, and the woman asked the lawyer so why did you do that? And said the cum tasted better. But then that didn't work out He go tired putting cinnamon on food So his son sucked off Then started putting lemon The reason is because It would just numb his tongue That way couldn' taste cum from father Whose taste was in cums This kid He did. So his father was putting cinnamon on his own food? Yeah, but he didn't like the cinnamon so they switched to lemon That's just crazy Patricide And that is one of those things where I feel like if those two dudes had played it differently we would have been sympathetic They were just assholes They were complete narcissistic assholes They couldn't put it together, that oh if we can look sympathetic but we've already gone out and bought Lamborghinis and all this shit you know with the money before they before the will was even read. So they just lived it up They looked like...they showed in a limo You know There were jus assholes Yeah, sometimes money doesn't buy you happiness. That's for sure totally but it can buy you some cinnamon moving on Matt last story theft at Dog Mountain stand Somebody took the money out of what? What? Dog Mountain, my shrine?! My Mecca... Who's this little chunky Heidi. Huh what?? Little chunky Heidi! She didn't come through the bathroom window This girl stole money!? This fat girl with beautiful With beautiful what...? Braids Beautiful braids Well done too I mean she doesn' t look like she just Dog, you know came out of the sewer. You know what I mean? It's like she was clean as far as i can tell So what the hell is shes stealing money out And if all places dog mountain Will you please come on That''s like going to The restore or Places community kitchen We started a segment but something like this could raise A lot Of money for them People feel sorry for her. Oh, so you think it's an inside joke? No no but I think he capitalized on it You know who knows what she got However, only the President will have access to this button. This button is the most dangerous button in the world! You mean THIS BUTTON?[created using whisperjav 0.7]