216: Glo Learns about Eggplant Emojis, an Essex Junction Rebrand and Drunk at School

On this week’s show:

• Happy National No Pants Day
• Mobile home rules are pissing off seniors
• Vermont Construction Academy celebrates official launch
• Majority of Bradford firefighters resign in protest of chief’s demotion
• No Fairlee drive-in this summer
• Enosburgh PD
• Woodstock Police Chief Is Demoted to Patrol Officer 
• Department of Duh: minorities pulled over more often in VT
• Essex Junction looking for a rebrand

(48:35) Break music:  like bunny - Last Kids

https://likebunny.bandcamp.com/track/last-kids 

• Isle LaMotte man wants to keep old national guard tower
• How green is Vermont’s cannabis industry?
• Final Reading: Regulators prepare to roll out medical cannabis sales at Ver
• Scrappy Burlington High School Debaters Make National Finals | Seven Da
• A look at plans to transform former Vermont school into spa
• Search teams find body of missing hiker during training
• Crews rescue person stranded on island in Winooski River

(1:20:30) Break music:  Burly Girlies - $1.25

https://burlygirlies.bandcamp.com/track/125 

• Scumbag map
• Involuntary manslaughter in Barre
• How a high-profile Vermont murder case fell apart - VTDigger
• Norwich University students arrested for theft at Caledonia County cannabis farm
•  Cavendish man charged with arson
•  Whatchu know about Cavendish, VT?
•  Williamstown, VT man steals truck on cam
• Suspect arrested in Burlington shooting that injured  + 2nd suspect arrested
• Vt. teacher accused of driving to school drunk
• Former Newport substance abuse counselor sentenced following multiple vi

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It's time to get caught up in a single town in the green out state It is covered and smothered like Waffle House plate Kick back, relax and put us into your ears Like VPR with couple of beers Get caught Up Welcome To Vermont Gadget With Matt & Matt The new Demure Gloria Oh yeah, Koi Demure. Yeah I got it What was i supposed to say? Gloria Im Gloria Oh hi im Gloria and Man Glo Do in your koe voice Hi IM GLO Feel like being seduced by an AI And am Adam Happy National No Pants Day Ah my favorite day of the year Let your ball swing in the air and get a cool breeze on your nuts, and you know life is good. God willing if you had nuts glow I have nuts but just i don't have the physical ones Yeah But yeah You're ballsy but you don'y have balls Okay Your right If like out of hot day putting this rotating fan right On your balls Oh it feels goo It's better than sex almost Not quite. I know, but it stays longer! The pleasure is longer right? The fans on a pair of balls on hot day is the consistent feeling Sex varies Boy this show went off the rails pretty quickly Yeah, went off the rails. Now when you get home... I've never asked you this but what is your attire? Right now i know Okay well then Pajamas Oh long pants He's got them on right now Yeah It does not waste a second As soon as he gets home Why change into my pajamas Because it takes his shoes off over there And walks over then and grabs his pajamas every time I mean, Hugh Hefner is my hero. But yeah......I like to be comfortable and i don't like pants And socks Yeah You really don' tlike clothes Yeah My skin color was a little darker We thought about it Really? No problem I think that's when were still kind of like in our honeymoon phase and horny, thinking this was going to be... Well. No no i didn'think of nudism as horny Not at all You did not? We used go upto that place Jeffersonville Waterfall Yeah it is where all the gay guys Go skinny dipping Is that what you call Yeah What once or twice Once Skin dip More like just skinny sunbathe. You're just naked outside the water? That's more risque! Yeah, yeah There was nobody there when were there But it is known as a kind of nudist place It is not really my thing I mean to be honest I've never been to a nudist resort or whatever, but But i've always heard that pretty quickly you get bored with looking at everyone'stuff You're just like okay another one Yeah It''s not even for looking at other people stuff it´S just wearing clothes for some things Like keeping the sun off my skin Matt thats very important I don't have the skin tone to be out there doing this. To be like slathered? Oh man, it would make it miserable that's why you know so can never being nudist Yeah And when have a stuff on me all the time and what if he get like sunburn on your ass Can imagine Well That would hurt Well Even toilet everything That could hurt You should actually careful Because thats part doesn' getting lot of suns Make sure It tight Into Uh-huh Yeah So anyway, what are we talking about? No pants. That's it and okay veered off to nudist colonies And Glow your go-to your home you'relaxing Your outfit is I don't know What is that Matt nothing really You don' have a certain thing that you do No, I just leave whatever i have on usually. And a lot of times she's naked or topless? Yeah That is why always knock When you say come in Did you say come here Because sometimes if your far away Come and sounds like don't come So what yours Umm...I will always go Pants off If im wearing something Layers come off, just like what I'm wearing right now. T-shirt... i would not be wearing these basketball shorts if was home and it'd just be boxers Comfortable My wife doesn't need to see my She needs see all the time Unless you don' want drag that all over the furniture Oh yeah That's part The nudist colony They have where do put a towel down on any seat before you sit Is thats rule? Yeah Okay It makes sense because Oh, yeah. It makes a lot of sense That would be like... ugh! Brody Especially because all those places are in Florida So there'sweat factor Ugh And not only that A lot of heavy people down here too They sweat more than I do They gotta find it Then they got to flop down the towel Alright Speaking about which Frustration stews at Williston senior community over state some mobile home park rules. So a bunch of seniors are pissed off in Williston because they are part of the mobile home park, but the state does not recognize it as such Because it's Homeowners Association Homewoners Association They're worst so what is that states see It has been like A condominium sort Of thing because I think so, because it well...I don't know what the why they did it but they said that the reason this guy's community cook whatever his name is as a homeowners association isn'a mobile home park under Vermont law. So there some law tha- The state won''list on its registry to open up those They're trying get funds To gets fixed Fixed out The state won't give them any. People are like, come look at where I live it's clearly a mobile home park what is the problem? But apparently there is no problem So how come their own homeowners association isnt fixing instead Well they just want the state has fun to help these places and they wanna be eligible for Can we eligible for We're not in mobile homes Oh, so it's only mobile homes? It is not like run-down condominiums like these that still has a kitchen from 1964 when it was first built. It works perfectly good Yes! Still works better than any new kitchens I've seen Probably Yeah...I have seen new stuff already fall apart compared to this When we used live across the way at the place where renting Yeah, their 1964 blender was the best blender I've ever used in my life. Yeah! Well...I still have my 1964 blender or whatever year that was Anything from that time period up until early 70's Was still made well That is before corporations realized Oh we'll just make them crappy and people will keep buying them Because people are morons Well, no. Because then if you're used to having a blender and it breaks well now You're gonna go out buy another blender and then another blunder in another Blender Well You know the ones from back then He bought one blender your entire life man was had of one lender lif One washing machine 1 Blenda I Can't understand Economy I don't understand how that works, because if all we're doing is you have to continuously buy in order for things to function and then all this trash it ends up going somewhere because everybody now is a trash throwaway society. You do understand the economy But there's gotta'better way Because thiis not sustainable It isnot sustainable The problem is that, somewhere along the line billionaires decided actually I don't give a fuck. The Vanderbilts and the Astors they were no longer around There's not morality there is after life there are consequences gimme gimmie gimme And then fuck you Not only that but they live in their mansions In very exclusive gated communities or on own island which by the way, the Farrell's do. They have their own island out here You want to burn it down? There is an Island that burned down No but you want a burned-down no First of all I'd have row out there and get kayak i'm trying ask every episode One day your like yes Alright Because we're burning them Burning them house Noah Hamilton Beach Blenders on that house But Nah Now they buy the really expensive ones But then in their case, they get bored of it and they get the next best thing that comes out. So in their situation is yet another way wasting It's The other end disposable Yeah Yep I changed to color my kitchen towels Now Want My blenders To match Then your kitchen Towels A thought I have never had and never will have. Brawn coffee grinders Are they still good? The one we hav, it's an old one You've had it for a long time Yeah And those things you can't kill them An'I used to use because cook fresh always fresh cumin seeds in my own. I used to do everything before, you know? It was a lot of work but kept me in the kitchen not pregnant though...I made sure of that! Alright well so good luck too this Wilson seniors mobile home they definitely deserve what they're asking for butt hey gonna get it we'll see glow yeah didn't have this idea last week six months ago, the Vermont Construction Academy celebrates its official launch. Are you kidding me? Something like yes tomorrow I think i mentioned that also my idea is in somewhat already emotion but it's just a school to build you know they don't actually like go into barns and redo them and all that so this place...is that what their mission It's not barn-specific. But it is building specific? Carpentry Specific Good for them New program in Winooski is focused on filling the gaps and the trades They hope to set up workers for success by lining them up with prospective employers So, teach people some skills Get connected with people who need those skills Bingo bango bongo Look at that! Somebody stole my idea OK. Yeah, that's my book is out of here! I wasn'trying to celebrate this program but just wanted you to know that these MFers stole your idea? You know it still not exactly what bu a lot Of what i was thinking We can call close enough l say very close enough and the fact tha somebody has done and And know What It would take To put all This together Just dealing With all The different people That He'd have Have Dealing With That would owe it, you know me that's what would kill me is. If I was able to do it all by myself Imagine the phone calls The emails The people But you'd hope than that people who are involved in this Like this one There like rare win-win Win right? Like students are winning because they're getting skills Then the state wins because people learning skills and staying in the states young people aren not wasting away they actually like being productive members I hope there's more of these, and it has got to be more of these. Because going into college for what people go To college for these days And then they come out and they're so in debt Their degree is worth pretty much like a piece Of paper or toilet paper You'd make some coin pretty quickly Once you graduate from this school Yeah can i join thi school? Can give me plumber right Get that crack first I do. Yeah, crack first plumber second All right speaking of some problems majority of Bradford firefighters resign in protests Chief's demotion after 12 years they let this guy go and i don'think they told him why no hey see ya yeah gave No warning or reason Wait a minute, that's demotion? I consider that as firing. What are you talking about Demotion to means You just go down in position In your job You from like chief Firefighter Secretary Something like that It is way of firing somebody Because it is kind hard That would be kind hard for him To step back and jusy being fireman You know, if you've been the chief. Really? I don't know about that......I would take it as like Oh wow what a break! So glad this year happened Well you don' want to be in charge of anything Well yeah In charge people 10 out 14 members Of Bradford Volunteer Fire Department Announced their resignations so you went from A staff 15 Now ya got 4 Hope there's no big fires Good luck Bradford And who are those people that didn't resign? Would you resign from a volunteer fire department. Yes, I would! If i was getting paid that's another question Probably not That is what really matters if your boss got fired or no It depends on the new boss You let the new boss come in And you see if you can work with that person. If you can, stay and if not then start making some exit plans but I've been in situations where had a boss transition You mean going down? Going down and rank No no like was at the place where got hired with one person who is the boss Then like 6 months later That person left A new boss came And so you have to be like, what do I like this boss? Do we work well together or do they have a vision. Like if it's your role here those are all important questions So yeah If your firefighter and he is just fucking love finding fires He was jus'thinking What does the fire chief Does Tell people Hey listen when the fire alarm goes off You gotta go What did they actually saying I bet they're stuck doing more of the pencil work, you know keeping track of how many helmets. Wait a minute guys! We got 14 guys and we got 13 helmets... Who took the helmet home? Which one are you guy's?! But they're in charge when there is fire They orchestrate it Oh so Fire Chief actually goes to fire Yeah yeah I think they orchestrate, you know. You there and you over here... Put these hoses here! Sorry Matt go ahead No that's what it is Really? Yeah Especially in a volunteer Like You're not gonna have too many backup It' s not like the city In case one guy gets paid One guy is really invested The fire chief actually went to the fires I figured they'd be the last person to go to the fire, because they're like...''I'm a chief. l don't actually do this job.'' You mean you can no longer handle it? Put out fires?! The police! Fire Chiefs are what we want them for Do people think that's their job now ? No They have been doing it before But as Gloria said There is so much going on Someone has got something in charge Reporters show up They usually face reporters See, I was thinking that. Yeah for sure but like wait a minute so if the fire department the alarm goes off we're all jumping out of our cots and going down the pole We don't know what to do? Like Do you need someone tell us what's it doing Well every fire is different situation i would imagine How does chief know They just have sense They just spin around Yes No young Fire Chiefs I think they let their men take care of the fire while they're protecting the perimeter. That's what they're doing, that is kind a role in some ways also They are ones who have to talk with cops Keep screaming mother from running into burning building You know that kinda thing That is whay would do Alright you all go run on building Imma be at perimeter You can find me later talking to the media. I'm sure stopping a frantic parent is not any fun Oh, like my baby's in there? Why'd you come out here without it Or maybe my dog is there or...you know Or my mother, my aged elderly mother. Yeah? Throw her out the window or a handicapped son for My A number of things Goldfish I don't know i mean anything Goldfish Sorry You're done yeah you are cooked literally cooked Yeah that's we'r not saving gold fish No no We would Not yeah l know from me draw line Right All life is precious We believe in that spirituality, but actually there's a hierarchy. If it is human or goldfish? No! Right right But if it animal I'm going to go for the dog It weighs Gloves and fire cheap My dogs are ther What kind of dogs Allright well Bradford good luck Moving on to Fairly Glow do you know where Fairley Is There'a Fairley Diner Probably. It's in Fairleigh? Yeah, but how do I know what makes me say that Oh drive-in movie theater closed this season Yeah That is the story Not the one here No That is a sunset Sunset Drive In But no So Is thi sthe only one remaining The whole state One up here Sunset We got One Bethel So, is this close for good or just a season? It says it'season. Just the season but you know its second season in row so... I say its not looking good You know And they still have these old fashion boxes that you put on your car window Yeah they don't even have the Its no over radio Like In modern time Or your phone whatever Yeah, look at this picture. You see it right there? There's one of those old-fashioned things you'd hang in your window Now do you think that if I go to Fairleigh i get the choice Of using the olfashioned box or like... Do you know what mean like We think they may have that Some people like their own fashion They might still want Yeah But instead Does anybody wanna buy This place and revive It because Well Who would wanna I don't know, combine it with the nudist resort. Put a couple of kinds of movies up there and you've got something going! Fairley is right south from Bradford Right on 91 They're both right on 81 Yeah But i've never been to drive-in No? Nah Well actually when was like young kid where Like when we remember but Um no Well You still can go There's the sunset, not too far from here. What do I do? What is it that makes it anything more special No just like...I don't know Take me to tha world Like Drive in Pay my fee Assume Yes They give a spot for go-to Yeah Or you pick your own spot You pick your own spo Windows open or windows close Can hear other people laugh Lot of people are laying on their On the roofs of their cars. Or they bring out lawn chairs on top of trucks like I did What's the Nekken policy? Nekken, you can do all that nekken you want Is it encouraged or is it restricted It has to be dark at first because then people will see a movie So if its darker who cares nobody sees anything right As long as there are no screaming There won't Yeah, it's I mean...I haven't been in a drive-in 50 years so. I did go to this one, but you got it. There's one thing you should know before You gotta do this It is very mosquito infested Borderline on the swamp Like a pond Swampy pond Swamp So people who are just regulars They actually get like screens for their windows Their car window So that they could have their car window down, but still get the cool air from outside without the mosquitos and then just turn on the radio. I was like how to treat it like if you're spending a night in fucking Kenya? Yeah! Okay Cool Yeah I've done it enough times, so i don'think that need to go back but if somebody said... Also you dont like movies Well its not than a dont like movies. You know im very particular Idont like violence and thats 90% That's true Right? So there is no many choices left after this except for Disney, and those are violent. Those are violent! Have you seen Mulan? No... What's Mulan?! It is a Disney movie about like an Asian warrior princess That is what the Italians call black people Okay Yes Let that sit Well from that I would It's eggplant in Italian. Is it referring to genitalia? No, the skin of eggplants that darken the color is purple but nowadays Glo you might not know this because you don'text a lot with younger people but the eggplant emoji means Black people No, it means the dong. The dong? The wiener or the wang Well not that scrotum but that other part You want in all don't you I mean this scrotums is everything It's up to you Isn'nt this scrotom contains testicles and penis Is thats a scrutom I thought the scrotum was just the testicles. Okay Maybe wrong, i'm not a medical doctor Think you're right Okay Matt So Yeah Agree with you but what do l know But OK Yes The penis Symbol It's penis or is it testicle? No Not testicle Doesn't eggplant look like Testicals Mat It is it could be like one blue ball Very blue Life story facing forward you're facing sideways Therefore there's no behind the other to the most logical version of what it. Is like, No one It seems like actually, if Picasso were to interpret this. So this movie theater in Fairleaf is closing Oh I don't know these old days there was something cool about them that wasn you know still worth keeping now but we're not keeping it My mother used to like go and take us after my father died She would probably saw four of us in the car. We'd go see some Disney thing or something like that Yeah, I think we saw Fantastic Voyage Stuff like that but yeah she loved it She said the first time she ever went to drive-in with my grandfather My father's father He drove away with a thing on his back Oh man its gotta be so common Yes Oh, yeah. So if I go there... You make a good point If i have 10 people It's the same price as 2 people? No Not anymore They used to do it by car load But there would be 15 ppl in the trunk Yeah But now they just charge person Y'all ever ride around on your friends car No, I used to do that. Never...I would drive but like they used have a trunk full of punk rock kids almost all the time when i was driving What? And then later it's like this is really dangerous Why were they in your trunk Because The car with The regular seats were full and they lost paper rock scissors So don't know That was not charge Of deciding who gets on In my truck It wasn´t charge Driving so you had than many people On your car Then Trunk Was Last Ditch Got 1978 Volvo Is five seater We got seven folks Guess what 2 of y'all got in the trunk. This is Florida, and I was just like man if any car hit us oh my god they'd be dead i would be liable Just looking back very dumb You might suffocate to death Yeah you're gonna go far small town Your there for 8 minutes Oh My God Do you get pulled over If your dog's just out there In the back Of a pickup truck I got pulled over once, and i had five punk rockers in the back seat just cuz like these are a key thing for us is like these tiny little wispy kids. And me and my buddy were up front my body turns around goes y'all better fucking act like you're comfortable So did you get trouble? Did You get A ticket The cop Got Me Out Of The car and like, bent me over the car was like patting down aggressively And saying just MFing me all to whatever. I'm just like......I don't understand what is going on? Then they're oh we got a call that A similar car robbed some place It's really us! Look around Volvo Somebody in Volvo robs somebody With all these people We were nervous 16 year olds Look at my crew They're so skinny, they can all sit back there. Very comfortably too I don'think we had anyone in the trunk thank god Did he have you open the trunk? No but like...he had me bent over trunks He was thinking it might've been somebody else Yeah i dunno We were also playing some pretty aggressive rap music You gotta keep that stuff down ya know And those, neck of the woods? Well 16. Yeah You're stupid Also kind of like FU to everything you know Oh well You got your f-you all right I did Over the hood Of a car A nice pat on The butt Yeah Anyway we all made it home Speaking To cops Enosburg is gonna start its own police department Enosburg PD Do they give reason why I didn't get it? Probably all the criminals. You have a lot of them up around Franklin County, kind of bad sometimes that is hard to believe why well if this is the place on remembering thi was just little sleepy town you know nothing really happening nothing too so for now need its own police department yeah that's little alarming because before they didn't need one. They probably just needed the sheriff next door they were paying the sheriff's department $180,000 for 40 hours a week coverage damn! you get two full-time cops for that price right? well that what they're thinking Yeah, man they're getting ripped off. What 40 hours do you choose? Good question! 6 to 10 and then six to eight something like that Franklin County Sheriff John Grismore He's a nut kicker They should have some parenthetical description You might remember this guy from kicking a handcuff man in the nuts. And getting away with it? Getting away with it, yeah Yeah they've already budgeted... The town budgeted 300 thousand to fix up the old armory as headquarters Probably better headquarters than what they got Burlington That building there is falling apart Is It ? Oh yeah First of all its only one story it doesn't have anywhere near enough parking. So for the amount of space that building has taken up, it's not... you know what I mean? The city was looking for another place but Yeah to move totally right because otherwise they'd have to put a really tall building there in order still have than parking A little bit they do They're no going I'm not going to do that. What would you need in an Enosburg police department? Like a couple of plans, what's necessary there Plans...what do you mean Some cubicles or office space You wouldn't need much Need bullet That would probably be part the budget But we're talking about office space, like $300k for office space. Yeah Doesn't get you much I guess not Yes That's how much they're paying fo roffice spa They allocated that to like build a Like i guess Take the old armory Renovate the army For two person police department What are the odds that They ar corrupt 70% Wait a minute, didn't you say that the cop kicking person? He's the Franklin County person. Yeah I mean he is corrupt So alright so there is one Alright we'll put it at 100% Yeah...I don' t know trust any of these small towns No It never like The best person town graduated college and came back He's going to run the sheriff department. You never hear that story, it is always like such and such brother There has been a million movies made or TV shows about small town corrupt cops And they are probably all true If not that embezzlement Yeah national or state crime Speaking of cops in trouble The Woodstock police chief has also been demoted To patrol officer This if the guy who had marathon meeting about his conduct like a 10 or 12 hour meeting. 14 hours, wow I thought it was exaggerating this guy we thought who was like maybe instituting flip-flop friday but turns out maybe it's worse than that um so now he is patrol officer so at this point you just quit? Or are you jus going to be the worst patrol Officer ever, officer her ever. That's hard to say I don't see most people doing it If you're the boss and then you' re not the boss What? You are saying most people would quit Probably Or just like quite quit Like we talked about Just like stay on but Don''t do anything Get by with The least amount Think this diner needs some patrolling Gotta make sure nothing is happening over here the Czech cheese. Yeah, so he was demoted and we'll see what happens I'm guessing in two months this guy will be the new police chief fairly yeah This guy's gonna get promoted somewhere right? Enisberg or whatever New Enisberg Police Chief We can never get a read like what he was actually doing. It was very vague They're all so hush-hushy about these things They're so afraid of getting sued That's amazing Alright, Department Of Duh checking in Study points to continued racial disparities in traffic stops Black and Hispanic drivers In Vermont are still stopped And searched more than white drivers What? IN VERMONT?! INAMERICA?? ENISBURG??? Yeah, yeah. Traffic stops are increasing again after a dip during the pandemic? Well there's no drivers so that makes sense No one was driving during the pandemic So Again Thank you for the helpful research UEM I mean i guess it is useful to know that still happening You know what Is anyone like surprised right Right I don'think so. Have you ever been racially profiled? Oh, i think that was right after 9-11 and did a lot of flying Not expecting that Sorry he got me off guard Go on And then flew to Belize by myself And it was right after 9-11, and I was the only one picked out of the line of these people that got to see walk by as iIwas being you know like stripped down To like you know at bare minimum pretty much. Here goes... Not underwear but You what mean? You know how many layers I wear, right? Even to police. And here goes this very white guy a very Texan looking person with the 10 gallon hat Now you're profiling him Well he had like this great big on hat and uh... He was already six feet tall and had the boots He walked right on by. Even with that hat, nobody made him take it off Does anything sing asshole more than that hat? Is tha the most assholes part we have in America There's one worse...the red one But yeah every time I see somebody wearing this Where does anyone wear those red hats out in a while Granted where you live but like I don't ever see anyone wearing it. l saw one yesterday, on Church Street Oh yeah? Yeah but i'm talking about those cowboy hats too You always think oh man What a dick Unless you're like actually doing cowboy business Right But if you're just in your $80 000 truck In lik ea button up shirt and some expensive jeans Like you are just dick head Righ Your wannabe cowboy All hat no cattle Moving on, Essex Junction Glow is looking for a rebrand and it needs your help. The city is forming temporary rebranding committee to make the city new logo along with other visual elements and messaging What image represents Essex? Lousy traffic I think they're going for positive image Come to the Five Corners! No bad ideas in a brainstorm, right? You wanna get confused you go to Five Corners. I don't ever find it that bad over there The traffic at the Five Corners Not anymore At one time it was impossible And you really didn'y know what lane...you were supposed be Because he had three choices In front of him and they weren'' exactly marked clearly Yeah, you always just gotta pick one and then if you mess up You're like well there's a U-turn in my future It' fine. I'm gonna be 5 minutes late Whatever not big deal So we are looking for something positive They have the cutest little free library Oh yeah talk about this that little shed, it's like a little child house to play in. And the door is short and everything so it gets for children but its also for adults because once you step into its tall enough people like me But anyway So the message could be something like hey pedophiles we've already made traps with kids That what do you want? No And not only that you'd have to go look for it. I'm us telling anybody anymore where it is Oh, you think we're they're gonna take all your books no No well because Yeah there might be Wouldn'thank me nice wouldn that mean so if people thought oh man this interesting Don´s do what she's talking about and actually goes search foreign So good yeah Go search for it, go figure it out. Actually Hey listener go figure out Or or listen to older podcasts because I have told,I have explained given directions on how To get there and other podcasts Two weeks ago Yeah Wish there was a way for me Tell the listener how Find that but good luck Just dive in Yeah You just quick Google search We hav show notes kinda But they're not very helpful Sometimes Sometimes I add a transcript, sometimes don't. What do you think about Essex Junction? Don' t...I know that say wouldn''t want to live here if were in Essex Junction Really ? Yeah , i don find it To me doesn '' have the charm of Vermont town It's kind feel differently My wife co-worker lives Like driving down Essex I'm just calling the main street, you get off the exit and keep on that street. You go past St Mike's or keep going to past what is it? Something Wilson Highway Susie Wilson Highway Keep going and then like now you're in like the fast food districts Oh that in Rue 15 also known as Pearl Street Go right there There was a long neighborhood back ther And so we visited her co-worker There picked up some stuff for our baby And I was like, ah. Really liked the neighborhood and just felt like it was oh you don't see these kind of neighborhoods very often where there's kids walking on the sidewalk and people hanging out It just felt Oh usually when i'm in Essex Am am culture sir? What do think But Think know that neighborhood Know what You're talking about because if driving around In tha Neighborhood is also a really good dog park But first it doesn't even look like it's a dog park. You drive in and you're more like the fire ranger department, or something like that? And then you have to know how drive past than In order get this really nice dog park It is pretty big So anyway That was good plug Another good plug What are we talking about Do you want applause Good job What you're talking about is a place that people generally don't see. Yeah, yeah you're right I mean... When i see it's like am in Colchester? There there no line there Here where know It doesn´t have tha charm Is wher eI have never walked around all those streets like I do when i see a charming town want to walk all those streets get out, what this little shop is that little thing look at that old house Look at this have never done in Essex Junction because it just doesn't have pedestrian feel That's what lacking for me It doesn' feel like walking kind of town But everybody drives. Yeah, I think that's right Like 15 in Susie Wilson That is kind of like where i live In Essex You know People live there obviously It doesn't matter how much more affordable it Is than Burlington If were going to stay long term We would look over there probably キッズラン・キーツ and stuff like that. And that is again Essex Junction? Or around there, yeah... That's the junction I'm also not even sure where Essex starts You know like Am in Essex ami esse junctions my colchester My enrichment you know Think Know Where That Is Yeah think So Too Yeah But Yeah You Never Drive By At all The time but I Take Up Been In There I don'think about it. Just look at... l don''t really look anything in Essex Junction, same with Colchester unless you're on Mallet's Bay or something but yeah They are nice towns At a place But then from that place there is no enticement to want start just walking around To see what is here? What' s there Especially now Now they have torn down and there's no longer like a sewing machine repair place, there is no longer like... Fools. That what we do on vacations We go to these places where rent downtown generally and then walk around There is not really downtown Essex Junction right? Five Corners I guess it kind of Yeah there are little bit It can be annoying To get aroun Right Yeah The design or the streets Are just Like that Not so good No. Matt, you have something here about Amazon I'm happy to skip it unless Okay don't need to talk about it Alright Essex Junction You're getting Amazon probably All right we're gonna take a break The music is from Like Bunny The song Is Last Kids His favorite shirt's from the bar That not open anymore Walking home late, underneath flickering street lights Can't be afraid cause we've yet to see the downside Much too young to know how choose right Much too young when it's worth a fight Somehow, somewhere I'm still sitting at a dive bar Wondering if i'll make it this far And If ill always feel this love How life has changed us, rearranged us after all these years And we're still right here After all these year Somehow, somewhere I'm still sitting at a dive bar Wondering if i'll make it this far And If always feel this love Lining up borders, waiting on last fall Always the last kids here Here, always the last kid's here Always the last kids' here Was Lamont Island taken? It was a lot easier to say. What are we doing here Is there difference between island and island Look at you You're my geography expert Well Isle is French for island, isn't it? Yes. So it's really the same thing but we are so close to Quebec that we say It the French way Sacre bleu In Isles-La-Matte The American way A man says he wants a piece of Lake Champlain nautical history To stand on his property There was an old metal lighthouse on his property, the government is going to remove it and he's like I want it. And so why do they want to remove? Why are they wanting Yeah Why does the US government wants To move It That was a good question This Is In 1933 The federal Government Automated Lighthouses Across This Country Replacing Them With Metal Towers 44 Foot Tower On His Property Was An Operation Until 2002 when the coast guard shifted back to using the traditional lighthouse taking down the tower last summer. So, I didn't realize that lighthouses went into future and then back into past? That's interesting Oh sorry! How are you talking over here Say that again It was not listening so this man has a lighthouse on his property but what is interesting is like In 1933 The federal government automated lighthouses And then 2002 they shifted back to using traditional lighthouses. What? Was that in response to 9-11 Could have been Is it like a, we can't let this be on the power grid It has too old fashioned way That's probably it I didn' think about tha Um So so they said The government says he wants To keep He has Buy From Salvage Company So the government'selling it. Oh man, just leave it there! Just let this guy have this wind He bought the property that was on there Let him have this Yeah he lets two lighthouses sit on his property Well what I can get so far is The Towers of Removal Is part a larger lead abatement project For past 12 years Seems like tha't why they want to take this is because of lead. And of course, we all know abatement means to reduce To diminish too turn back too get rid Of it you know and one way Get Rid ofit I guess Is maybe these things were made out f lead i don't get that but and they're just sitting there in the ground rusting away Maybe That rain washes through and just continuous I don't know but that's my take on it this feels to me like one of those like really obvious situations where there is a clear compromise, hey man you can keep it bu you have do X Y & Z and you can have yet take up off the ground put out concrete so not polluting environment still get the keep it. Or, or since they were gonna pay any way to remove it? Why don'they just strike a compromise with this person and say look what we'll do is raise It up well put like on cement platform something to keep from ever seeping more again you know lead into the environment and but in In the meantime, we have to remove all the stuff underneath it because it's probably polluted with lead. Something like that But thats putting everything on the government Like this guy has got some skill in game There has gotta be some compromise It just needs two reasonable people going Okay its gonna cost us thi much money To remove Its gonna cos you This much money Keep Theres a compromise here You know what I mean? Yeah The person who wants Just to keep it, you make whatever you need To make...to protect it from ever leaching again into the environment. Well we as a government have Have proved that because well yeah but supposedly better than you do Yeah well then supposedly the owner pays for That part something like tha But will pull for pulling out of ground Because were going Do this anyway right like right Did We just solve It? Are bringing people together Government does not compromise But we did just solve it, right? Yeah. I mean that's... You pay for the cement part or the container part and We'll just scoop out the rest Scoop out of this Alright moving on Now i've not read this Is Vermont cannabis industry Well what is Give me a high level content here Research shows cannabis cultivation emits significantly more carbon than outdoor growth, indoor cannabis cultivation. More carbon than outdoor growth with one study estimating 30 times more in emissions Wow! That's not close No And only 40 of 400... There are 416 licensed cannabiscultivators is the state and only 40% are outdoors or indoors, just over 40%. I guess they're doing it indoors because probably more cost effective. Like if you can afford the infrastructure is probably better easier? Yeah went to the one that was up in Colchester Oh Milton Yeah And It was unbelievable Top notch operation You walked-in Your shoes whatever you were wearing how to like go through sort of like a bath, you know in order to cleanse whatever your carrying in from the environment on your shoes. So everything was like that sanitized not avoid contamination but also where you're able walk as it has guest is behind the glass that You then can see through of course where all the stuff is happening in the background. So everything is contained back there behind that glass so that it's not exposed to us, you know people walking and our germs are... Yeah I think they were growing pot for the one downtown but don't know if they're from same business Oh yeah It was definitely like this That how we knew about We went a couple times It was really interesting. Amazing process It's amazing, they give you the tour and it is just everything is so... Wow There are short outdoor growing seasons here Getting longer I wonder if they grow them in greenhouses? That isn't considered outdoors either Greenhouses No, that would still be outdoors. I think mostly because greenhouses can then open up their vents and all to make the difference or Oh well Moving on more weed news Matt So it looks like They're trying to put more medical cannabis in recreational dispensaries Yeah, because the dispensary here was the original one in Burlington and they had two stores. They had one in Burlington and one at Williston They closed that on to Burlington And then just ran this over there That was their only place where you could get it Now they've closed Because a Canadian company bought them So is it hard for you to find medical... No. There's a place over in Winooski, but it also has shops that have been certified to do this through the state because they have people there who are not just selling weed They're maybe giving advice or something like tha But I would jus show my card and they would They have cannabis, yeah you don't get charged 20% tax for one thing. And the stuff that you can get from dispensaries is higher THC levels than you can You know regular shops so More bang for the buck そうだね。彼らは他のお店で トレーニングをしていくつもりだから メディカルなキャッチがあると知っているから それに変わった選択肢になるんだ? そう、そうなんだ あいつたちドスペンサーリア行く時 みんな長年ここまで来ていた And you would ask them a question, you know about what does this mean? They know all the terminologies and they and they know what certain strains What helps you with anxiety or sleep anything any disorders I don't now. They were just There wer probably little more trained than The regular bud tender Budtender. That's what they call them, budtenders Buttenders! I like that So it looks like the Cannabis Control Board is considering introducing an app called Canify That has two Ns To mediate interactions between patients and budtenders Using a questionnaire The program would help steer patients toward proper treatment options So, I guess like you could be not that knowledgeable but still help someone walk through the process. Yeah man if you have a medical need for cannabis You should really get it anywhere that sells cannabis Be like drugstores There's one on every corner Just pick the one i want to go too Yeah, so based on this story is James Pepper going to the favorable category? I think he's done okay so far. It hasn't always been easy but i think it has been okay He kept the engine going I would love to see a 3 minute video of James Pepper talking about his vision of this program. Because in the beginning, it seemed like he was kind against it It'so hard nail down his actual view Of medical cannabis and retail cannabis Cause' hes fought for stuff like allowing the TAC levels go up Yeah, for everybody. But also he was like sitting on his hands from people applying for... You know what I mean? Like they were approving one person every week or something For a while it was pretty slow so So maybe it's like really complicated process and he is trying to get right Or maybe just like He has done great job good job or a fine job, but he seems to have kept things rollin'. James Pepper. A three minute video that says hey I'm James Pepper you may have seen my name in the paper here's my background i've done this which led me into This new position and these are goals for Thiis program See ya! We hadn't been downtown In awhile were down there walking around I was just saying, we see this weed store on Church Street and you said something. Isn'there one right around the corner? Right by that nightclub Red Square Yeah There's like two weed stores within throwing distance of that place Yes Say what Oh yeah Yeah It has a coffee shop That alley has yeah, that we'd shop but where Red Square plays outdoor music during the summer. There's one right in that alley Yeah Maybe they're surviving? Maybe their fronts for something else maybe I remember walking up a Starbucks one time in Seoul and looks my left and saw Starbucks looks to the right And saw starbucks It was like alright We got this covered over here All right, scrappy Burlington High School debaters make national finals. Where are these kids from? Burlington High School Burlington high They Burlington high Yeah That's a dumb We'll edit that out Well in his first year of the school 12 member team made it to the national finals i n North Carolina Besting some of the nation's priciest private schools in the process. Booyah! That is great for them Given that we go to a school and abandon shopping mall, being these schools with tuition worth $60k years did have little satisfaction too it said Sam Doherty A junior on the team I like you downplaying that Sam That is perfect tone To this comment Which guy in the picture do you think Sam Doherty is? The guy sitting down with the green tie. That's him, I think with glasses yeah that is Sam Yeah You can tell all focus on hi Gives it away Alright so this This school philosophy club started two and a half years ago when most of the current members were first year students Tyler Doggett, a philosophy professor at University of Vermont formed the club when his son Felix started at the school. So I guess they were to The Philosophy Club and then became They Debating Club? They decided enter into National High School Ethics Bowl Duh duh dh duhh This is intense Yeah that's- so they didn't win but where are like they just did well? They made the national finals, like what is the result. I don't know... All right i'm gonna google the 2025 national ethics Well they beat uh Phillips Exeter Academy Oh a bunch of losers over there Boston There's no bracket popping up What great story Scrappy huh What makes them scrappy? You say scrappy when someone's in it who shouldn't be. Underdog, you know like the little yappy scrappy dog who bosses everybody around I kept thinking really skinny people No Are they usually what you just described as skinny In the end Queen City scene was outgunned by seasoned schools I've been saying since the competition for years, but it was still a thrill to win one match against some of the best teams in the country It just felt great Hey and it's gonna prepare them for next year now. They've had taste now They're not all they don't know they donnot scared Now that you walk-in there Thay know with some anger Well And then fire what took look four and what two asked or him what you know, I mean they know the process. Yep exactly gonna get scrapier Word All right A look at plans to transform a former Vermont school into spa Yeah our old Southern Vermont college honey Into us Spa We Oh man this place is so beautiful That's why it attracts spa guests What kind of spot Matt? Are we talking like Swedish, are we doing some hot pools? We're doing something like oriental massage. What are you doing here I have no idea These of the dorms Yeah Not what was thought it wa s going to be Like a beautiful mansion and all that Well they might That's where you check in You would think So so what is now going I don't know what all these people are going to be doing in the spa. What's gonna happen? Well, you know that is a lot of people and dorms Is it all gonna be filled with people ? Probably one dorm room will become two And that its gonna where you get your massage Maybe like little foot bath or something This channel 3 story There sort light on 87 lights here Yeah, but yeah we know that place pretty well. Yes yes we've been there several times it is beautiful was Where's this? Bennington Okay man bennings in It''s like that' s a cool place That dangerous That cool place Tha dangerous Like maybe its like Like went there once I'm good I think. Yeah, yeah unfortunately there's nothing there right no i don't again yeah mean at one time it was a pretty vibrant little city my fathers like My grandfather sister wa s minister ther For many years Your father? My fathers father So his aunt Was a minister in Bennington. Wow! Back in the 60s and 50'so... Yeah she was pretty cool All right moving on Moving ooooon Search Is this is good thing or bad thing? Well the woman had been missing for awhile So they were doing some training For rescuers of state police and they decided to do it there just because they had a woman missing and they actually found her body during the training. Oh, wow! There's lot of like these missing people stories like I don't... Like what has happening in these situations? Like sometimes it seems like older person jus wanders off but you really wander off into The fucking lake Yeah bu she looks pretty healthy person there and you know who knows what happened she was out hiking oh if she a place she's apparently been to few times no I don't know that for sure so but unfortunately 51 whoa yeah that''s what i mean and she's in pretty good shape. Hard to believe that she would just wander out there, you know what I mean? You've been watching some murder mystery shows and you think there was someone involved Maybe went out there with someone else And he decided To give her a little love shove into that lake It could be something like tha Yeah, yeah. Where she dies freezing to death Maybe she got lost I don't know Lake Willoughby it's one of the prettiest places in Vermont It said that before Yes Okay Have been there once really is enchanting It is beautiful and never heard a loon before and its really when you hear It's just you'll always remember it, but of course I can't remember what is Remember unless you tell me its a loon. Have ever heard loon? Loons yeah do show with them every week No no I don't know, can remember it at all. You'd have to hear a loon right now and here alone let me do you have one that plays the loon sound? She can she has her to properly yeah that's right ah there we go lose out OK ok kind of get out here OK. This is great audio, as low as it can be now It's coming I don't need the guy Almost sounds like a wolf That is bird There are not lot of them either Is there lot in the state or no? I'm sorry, we have to flip it around. Thought they were still doing okay? Okay that was years ago when i was up there too So Those days are over Things like going out on to a leg Listening for loons The good old days as you call them The Loon Days All right well We hope that No she's found so she's dead, so we don't know what to say. Bummer! Shout out To her family and hope everything will get a little closure I guess it is better than not know i'm not sure if that true All right moving on Winooski another person was found but they were found alive right? Yes people were going swimming in the river Who would go swimming into the River in the first place and when it'still like ice chunks running down, you know. Oh are you kidding? It is cold! So two people went swimming near the Chase Mill and were swept up by a powerful current one person was able to get ashore while another took refuge on this small island so this person in just chilling out there out of that Island Please come get me Like whose around In the first place, yeah Official said hypothermia is a real concern. Please refrain from doing any kind of water activities See this is the real fire chief He's out there telling me you'll not to go swimming ice dam still Yeah, he's like... All right. Here is something I never thought to say Don't jump in rapid freezing water Please Also don´t shove knives in your eyes Look all about it Don' lick electric sockets And do not put your mouth on mufflers Just try cover up Are we cool? like all right moving on oh we did the rebrand already is that it yeah all right i think we're up for another break are you ready All right, the music Making the system work for me Well, we're back. Yeah All right It's time where we run down Time for America favorite segment We run down the worst people in Vermont The Ne'er-Dwells They Pimpernels Spell it pimpernel Like that Scarlet pimpernal or whatever Pimpernel. It's a plant? Say it again, Matt Remember the scarlet... There was this story called Scarlet pimpernel No Sorry A daring resourceful and often mysterious person who is known for rescuing or helping others That is totally wrong I'm on the wrong map I'm on the good map. You're on the hero map! Glo, take us home Oh okay Raph Scallions Raph Scallion's Matt? Actually it says scumbag mat Alright So SCUMBAG MAC takes us to... Barrie Vermont woman charged with involuntary manslaughter in Barrie shooting It is a sad story actually Yeah it IS A SAD STORY Orange County woman has been charged with manslaughter and the shooting death of a bury man. These two went to their house to get drugs, and something happened like in the stairs on stairs inside The Apartment Complex? One guy this guy Robert tried it hand him woman had gun she pushed it away It went off And he was shot in the abdomen and later died. Accidental murder? Involuntary manslaughter, I mean... Is that the same thing Yeah think so Imagine you're like i don't want that Dead shit Now im'in jail for Yeah So Don''it think they'd send her to prison for this Think Hope not Idon know But It's a tough situation but Yeah, I mean if that's the real story. We don't know but you know that story could change She pled not guilty That sucks When i hear stories about this People in high school who are like Kind of strung out situations Easily Alright Matt how a high profile Vermont murder case fell apart Yes, I did. This just happened last week We talked about this Seth Burnell was charged with murder of a Hinesburg transgender woman Through screw-ups of several people Especially the deputy who was transported They had cameras on them This is what the whole thing was. They put a camera on the deputy, and he wasn't supposed to say anything But just in case the deputy decides confess something they have cameras but this deputy starts asking him questions So how did you do it? All that stuff And they had no choice but throw in out of court pretty much, they played it down to manslaughter so he doesn't go to prison. But that's not the only thing The defending defense attorney said that the case was most disorganized she had ever experienced She is defending THE MURDERER She is defending THE MURDERER but shes also saying And the other side was really fucked up. Who was the other side? Gerard... Leonid Gerrard Yeah, yeah So Sometimes people just aren't ready for the big time Right That's right Yeah they're already I think that trial is underway You know this cop says something to him He started asking him questions But man Can you imagine if they told this guy like, so whatever you do just don't say anything. Just take this person from here to here it's a 10 minute drive just right still say anything Okay Well they asked the guy who was in charge of investigation or The person in charge Of investigation If they Had Told The deputy not To Say Anything He says well I thought It wa Was implied Nothing is Implied No Nothings Implied You have to fucking spell it all out. Yeah, corrupt police... We watch a lot of these murder shows or whatever There'such bad police everywhere Everywhere Yeah you kind of like figure if I get killed they'll find my killer Nah probably not Depends where you get killed It depends your status Oh yeah that is true Yeah Here is some Don't me wrong Down at the bottom Don't get me wrong, we see a lot of great police on these shows too. We see alot of that so there's mixture but yeah Exactly you can just paint it all with one color But all cops are not good especially this day and age Give us second to pull this out Matt There is TV show narrated by guy who narrated Little Monsters? A movie we watched? Little Creatures. I don't remember now... It's like a, it was called like 48 hours or whatever one of those shows where crimes committed and they narrate what happens The first 48 Hours We watched that quite bit What was that show with little creatures It's a Talking Heads movie, god damn it. It is about woman who sees this guy in the park- Oh yeah little children Little children? I think so Why did i automatically substitute children for creatures that maybe tell Little Children Yes Fantastic movie But who was the guy that narrates You know what mean there was like guy who's like, he narrates one of these shows. Am I crazy? No Is Will checked out am i totally losing what we're talking about here Cause day trading Will Liman After four o'clock It is after 4 O clock Yeah Wait never mind Okay moving on Sorry Norwich University students arrested for theft at Caledonia County cannabis farm Two Norwich students have been charged which was selling it $30,000 in property. I wonder what they stole? They stole 15 pounds of marijuana that's it 15 pounds is 30 thousand dollars 2 thousand dollars a pound okay That makes sense Yeah high grade yeah man These kids thought they had the plan I bet they thought they had the heist. They had it all worked out, and they're like... Oh! It's on camera The neighbors' camera Yeah it was neighbors'......camera for wildlife and stuff Really? For wildlife?! That is even better This guy here watches for moose And finds a bunch of MOOKS MOOKS MOOTS Can you say Mooks Is that with K or A-T Okay. Oh, okay MOOCs We're fine Okay That was not been removed from the lexicon yet Yeah they threw away their college for this You go to a military college Oh so they were kicked out? Yeah I don't know Yes yeah i love this line Both students are from Florida Of course It's in their blood Outlaw blood down there All right, speaking of outlaws. A Cavendish man has been charged with an arson barn fire Happened earlier this month investigators say Zarek Osakaitis That's good Set fire to a structure on Chambers Road He was arrested on Monday He wasn't he was probationary firefighter? Yeah Fires so we got something do Are you serious? So this guy is like one of those pyromaniacs, right. Gets turned on by fire probably He wants to be the hero or something I love this Because of his arrest They say that hi probationary period i over And he's no longer affiliated with the department Well That included Yeah Set a fire When saw Cavendish man and then saw his picture, I was like well man. Oh no stretch that's why he is 20 so i was very surprised Yeah he doesn't look uh looks a little too soft to be firefighter Hmm yeah oh yeah Looks like hi hair got singed but not just the Kool-Aid or something whatever that color they use these days you know raspberry maybe call it think its raspberry hair right there It thinks I think it's a plum. A bit of plumb So what do you know about Cavendish, Vermont? Not anything Population 1200 Not bad 1392 Yay! This is from 2020 so probably less now What because this guy Well definitely more or less No, I just feel like it's not increasing. Seems to be going down actually i'm wrong 1367 in 2010 1392 and 2020 so very up and down And of course the reason we know Cavendish Vermont is Phineas Gage Oh that right Yes An on the one who told you Take a victory lap Thank you Thank you. So who's, do you want to tell the audience who finished Gages? Yes he was a railroad worker Who wa setting off dynamite and this spike blew Accidentally right through his front lobe of the skull Through th- You know through hi skull And His personality changed drastically he no longer cared, he was a very nice person and they then realized they learned from this that destroying the temporal or I think frontal lobe here you lose all sense of humanity kind like you don't care anymore and that's what happened to him. So anyway yeah They learned alot from him but yeah Yeah, he lived the rest of his life with this stupid spike. I mean it was removed obviously because i remember seeing a picture of him not very attractive after that but at least didn't have spikes still sticking out He would've been great on Halloween So where am looking looks like It went up Huh really? Let me show you for second Hold on a second. Yeah, it looks like it went this way Yeah yeah But see It still went up to his jaw They hit the frontal lobe Like they wen't up through the jaw directly That's how I want Okay So if he would have gone directly in their head He would have gonethrough his brain Which will kill him Right This is just enough To alter Him Exactly That all you need What we need to do is destroy that part of the brain and a person can still function well, but not be the same personality. Be very mean and uncaring person If you were his friend would you fuck with him? I don't know if he's got pretty good point The only other notable person that i know Is Alexander Solzhenitsyn the Russian writer who moved there, a Nobel Prize winner. Yeah What did he do? He was dissident A Russian dissident who fled Russia Somehow got out and moved to Cavendish Vermont That's where he lived When wa sthis No one will find me here Back in t'70 I think Yeah How did get Cavendish Vermont l don't know That would be interesting All right, moving on. Moving on Williamstown Vermont Officers looking for a man who was captured camera stealing at heavy-duty truck looks like this dude was posing for this camera shot like Billions of camera in the vehicle and this dude wasn't just On it And they haven''t arrested to that person yet? I'm guessing maybe by now This is an older story But yeah Okay First all how many people want look like his dudes can drive this kind of heavy-duty truck that's probably like out of three people and he has a Red Sox t shirt on. He is definitely loser No, it is baseball cap with rim And his sunglasses up an over the brim Oh, is that what you said? Suspect arrested in Burlington shooting That injured two people Yeah honey I didn'tell you about this Up on Isham Street Isham Street Where's that Old North End I believe, i think it's by near North Avenue. Near the police station Anyway right in the middle of the afternoon Somebody got out their cars and shot at some moped riders Are you serious? Is that his target or he just happened to hit this guy Was actually after this person on a moped I have no idea about... Was this moped driver aggressively weaving in and out of traffic? Because that would make me want to shoot them. But it turns out, this guy that shot them is already a felon! No way?! A felon shots on the moped!? The cops can clearly read his license plate On this camera This picture You know, yeah and they arrested him and his girlfriend. They arrested his girlfriend after the fact kind of thing but Yeah this guy's Nazareth is his name Umunuski Nazareth either you are very holy or you're very unholy I have no idea They've never said anything like why Is thi a beef? Eh maybe Sounds like beefs Yeah, maybe somebody was out to get him. I mean we always say drugs money or woman like it's always those things So they did arrest his girlfriend and Matt And now i would like present you the crystal council of terrible female names Yes!I know what your saying For your consideration Taylor as a woman Her name is Taylor Bouley. If a woman's name is Taylor, does that raise your eyebrow? Not really Okay it sounds about as crystal Well But maybe in the Ashley range How was this spelled T-A Y L O R Okay at least At least It wasn't normal Yeah Yeah, it's not like T-A E.E or O U R I Those are the ones that get me Okay It is like okay How do you know all these fucking battles in my life? You're just doing this to piss me off Her parents should be proud of her Oh wonder how Taylor and Nazareth met Church Do you think so All right moving on Vermont teacher arrested for driving school drunk This photo would confirm that, I guess. Oh gosh... She looks like she's been run over by a car So couple of questions here as former teacher What do you think she was teaching and was she justified? She is probably teaching English In my case it would be justified These fuckers don't know about literary theory! I don' even know what West Rutland School, i dont even now what grade that is. She teach in elementary school or high school? Those are very different things Middle school Yeah like that's all you're doing What wrong with tha Middle school yeah Go hang out with a middle-schooler and then go hang out wit 25 of their friends Ugh Really It the worst Is that why they broke it off? Like, you know from they'd go seven eight nine in their own separate little world. And then they joined the rest again Well now it'six seven and eight I believe Are you kidding No longer nine So now six seven eigh It just keeps getting younger and younger Because we keep getting worse Yes earlier Yeah so like how like We clap for soldiers at baseball games I say this all the time, we need to clap for middle school teachers at baseball games because they are doing the Lord's work. Why is that? Is that the puberty time or 12-13 years old age group 6th graders are probably kind of cute 7 graders...ugh 8 graders get out my face 9 graders you're just too horny even like be a problem You're just like kind of concerned with yourselves. 10th graders are cool, juniors are kind of okay and then seniors don't care or they'r fine So is 8h graders Yeah so she showed up drunk to work at West Rutland school the school called Wednesday morning said let'see this troopers Why are troopers showing up? Police say she showed signs of impairment and they arrested her for DUI. So maybe she pulled into the school and the cop followed her Man, that's rough Getting arrested in that parking lot at a school you teach in Not good luck That is not goo fo promotion Especially this way She wasn't very glamorous going So here's a question. Did she wake up and start drinking or did she just have long night? I mean sick days call in sick! Yeah maybe she did this too often you know, maybe he has done it before so that is why called in sick We've all had drunk teachers at public schools right like oh yeah Another round Oh yeah Who Another round of movie Oh yeah, you told me that. Where the teachers all decide to have a little bit of alcohol every day Just enough Just to take the edge off And they were actually better teachers They're better humans Except one guy He took it as... So he went too much drinking? There's always one guy You know, it was always that one. Yeah It's like you just like Yeah You know You just One little pic of yo We had a good thing She had the good thing Maybe she is the one girl yeah we have A good thing Like maybe Like all The teachers Lik God dammit Were all kind Of drinking But Just ruined i Well Same school Is Shes Second teacher That arrived Drunk this year I guess Does not bode well For School Maybe I was just like, copped her. Planted out to the school like let'see who swerves and then we're hitting Ah it is a bummer Alright speaking of intoxication Former Newport Substance Abuse Counselor sentenced following multiple violations Matt would you like to Yeah she stole buncha money from Medicare She wasn't supposed be working more than 40 hours per week But build Medicar for hours after that And she did things like, she met somebody somewhere and left them there. Because she was a mental health counselor and alcohol drug abuse counselor so... She had all few fingers in the fire but yeah Shes was really bad at her job But sheshas stealing money Now you know Why do think someone who has clearly have baad heart Would want to choose a job where like you're helping other people. Are they like Can you be both? I don'think so anyways That happened up in Newport That's it Well Parents who has your kids one of these schools, probably pretty far You really what I talked to you a couple of times this year, like shut up drunk? That's not what What i'm expecting. Like there is no vetting process And our picture was classic Just wondering how many people knew When you go these schools The front desk person Is the actual brain in the school They are making three times their salary because they know everything that happening They see everything They just totally plugged-in That person knew. That person saw this person walking every day and was just like... Oh, boy! Nobody rats anybody out? Well you would almost have to in that case right But you saw that happen a lot wouldn't ya You gotta be so sure Right Ya know Yeah This person could jus'be Either tired Or they're just like Who knows They were working two jobs Right Yeah Maybe they took alot of cough syrup It's the Robitussin, I swear. Ambien? Wasn'that an excuse for a while Oh right Still is right now Yeah i think so There are people who say they just get up and not realize they baked the cake during the night Kill somebody maybe Or that too Whatever was in your heart Yeah Alright You got it here Yeah, I guess we are. Peace! Bye-bye...last and then the end All life on earth as we know it will be totally destroyed And earth itself out of its orbit This is a situation that hopefully never comes to pass If this necessarily becomes reality however Only the president will have access To this button This button in most dangerous Button in ze world You mean this button?[created using whisperjav 0.7]